sid jairo's civilization simulator - REST IN PEPPERONI MOHAMMED!

[Jairo]

yes, with the Sword of Allah leading our military we will not need to expand further for some time.

Khalid has been assigned the duty of General.

also get a couple guys to make a makeshift road to the forest. Have them clear brush, tall grass and trees in the way

Very well. Construction of a road will begin immediately.

the hunters should also scout the forest for game

The hunters report that the forest is strangely devoid of any sizable game.

consider checking the nearby mountain if there's a cave. might be some shiny ore ripe for the taking there, otherwise inspect the quarry for any loose ore.

A small search party returns with news of an opening, although it is too dark to explore.


Research on better housing is coming along nicely. What else should be done?

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

begin to slow down on the hunting so that maybe game animals will start to come back after some time

create fair laws early to keep yourself stable and orderred

[Jairo]

begin to slow down on the hunting so that maybe game animals will start to come back after some time

Your hunters will now avoid hunting and focus on farming or fishing.

create fair laws early to keep yourself stable and orderred

We may either use Islanime to draft our laws or we may construct a government building to create a Government. What shall we do?

[Decepticon]

We may either use Islanime to draft our laws or we may construct a government building to create a Government. What shall we do?

lets start a government

[Swat 3]

To keep the people happy, we shall create a government building and EVERYONE! (over the age of 18 winters) will be able to decide.
However, only a few people are actually deemed smarty enuff! George Washislam, Benjamin Muhammad, and John Hankawaii are one of the few brave people to offer their knowledge of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY.

[Maxwell.]

go out and look for some native copper rocks

[tber123]

Its democracy time

[CypherX]

no wtf why would we do democracy? that's super gay and inefficient

Karen is our caliph. She sometimes holds plebiscites over big decisionaros but is elected leader by allah so is not required to. Also create a government based on islanimite law and teachings. we are an autocratic theocracy guys that's why we're gonna be super strong

[tber123]

no wtf why would we do democracy? that's super gay and inefficient

Nevermind then

[Jairo]

It appears there is some debate as to what government should reside in our new building. Decide what type of government you would like.

[Maxwell.]

communist

[CypherX]

a CALIPHATE under caliph Karen. This is an autocratic theocracy with a royal family

[Juncoph]

democracy

[Swat 3]

a CALIPHATE under caliph Karen. This is an autocratic theocracy with a royal family

jairo ignore this pleb he already chose a horrible religion now we can do DEMOCRACY

[CypherX]

wow have fun losing on turn 3 because no one can agree to do anything

gg guys

why do you think animals operate on alpha/queen based communities and early human civilization had chiefs and one man leaders and stuff. democracy is super cool awesome for big established countries but if we start fighting people we're gonna get boned

believe in karen 2016