Author Topic: sid jairo's civilization simulator - REST IN PEPPERONI MOHAMMED! (Read 18614 times)

Jairo · August 29, 2015, 01:09:42 PM

Construction of a Large House in Turayf has finished. Construction of a Pasdaran Embassy and Mosque in Ebenburough has finished. We may send up to 5 diplomats to reside in our embassy in Shirvan. Our rafts queued for construction have finished. Research on Philosophy has begun.

The Pasdaran Republic has sent two diplomats to reside within our embassy. We may now communicate more freely with the Pasdaran Republic. The embassy is under Pasdaran jurisdiction, so it is exempt from our laws and practices.

What shall we do now?

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Maxwell. · August 29, 2015, 02:16:28 PM

get horses

because we have neigh horses at all!

Space1255 · August 29, 2015, 02:25:40 PM

A better pun would be "We neigh as well have no way to get to point a to b on land"

LegendZ · August 29, 2015, 02:26:00 PM

I'm still for the J as our currency. Jairo has a nice avi anyway.

Yea, study animal husbandry. see if we can also start taking care of livestock if we aren't already.

Maxwell. · August 29, 2015, 02:26:51 PM

Quote from: Space1255 on August 29, 2015, 02:25:40 PM

A better pun would be "We neigh as well have no way to get to point a to b on land"

no a better pun would be me impregnating your mom and that pun has already been made

CypherX · August 29, 2015, 02:40:43 PM

quiet, the adults are talking

Nonnel · August 29, 2015, 05:08:37 PM

Quote from: Maxwell. on August 29, 2015, 02:26:51 PM

no a better pun would be me impregnating your mom and that pun has already been made

The joke is that his mom is a horse

Swat 3 · August 29, 2015, 05:40:08 PM

did we ever switch back to the government type that practically every agreed with??

tber123 · August 29, 2015, 06:54:09 PM

~~Come to think of it, Jairo's avatar does look like it could be used for some sort of coin...~~

Oh, Maxwell already pointed that out..

Jairo · August 29, 2015, 08:06:17 PM

Quote from: LegendZ on August 29, 2015, 02:26:00 PM

I'm still for the J as our currency. Jairo has a nice avi anyway.

Yea, study animal husbandry. see if we can also start taking care of livestock if we aren't already.

We will begin research on Animal Husbandry. Our currency will henceforth be known as the J (or transliterated as Jay). A Treasury has been queued for construction in Turayf. An adviser to Mohammed requested we build an Oracle to better contact Allah and Kar-ah. Mohammed obliged. An Oracle will be built in Turayf to help us receive guidance from our gods.

A group of northbound foreigners was intercepted on a small boat when trying to pass over our bridge. They wear tattered silk cloths and carry with them bundles of strange mstar fishcripts and books. Their language is completely unlike our own, so we cannot understand them. From what our on-scene watchmen could decipher, these people are refugees exiled from their home for trying to spread their ideas. It is unknown what their ideas are because of the language barrier. These foreigners could either bring with them technological enlightenment or revolutionary dissidence. Should we accept these refugees or let them be on their way?

CypherX · August 29, 2015, 10:02:17 PM

Quote from: Jairo on August 29, 2015, 08:06:17 PM

We will begin research on Animal Husbandry. Our currency will henceforth be known as the J (or transliterated as Jay). A Treasury has been queued for construction in Turayf. An adviser to Mohammed requested we build an Oracle to better contact Allah and Kar-ah. Mohammed obliged. An Oracle will be built in Turayf to help us receive guidance from our gods.

A group of northbound foreigners was intercepted on a small boat when trying to pass over our bridge. They wear tattered silk cloths and carry with them bundles of strange mstar fishcripts and books. Their language is completely unlike our own, so we cannot understand them. From what our on-scene watchmen could decipher, these people are refugees exiled from their home for trying to spread their ideas. It is unknown what their ideas are because of the language barrier. These foreigners could either bring with them technological enlightenment or revolutionary dissidence. Should we accept these refugees or let them be on their way?

send them to the pasdarans

LegendZ · August 29, 2015, 10:19:13 PM

^
Our country is still recovering from civil turmoil. Best direct them to our neighbor.

Ragequit · August 30, 2015, 02:08:05 AM

call jg wentworth

Jairo · August 30, 2015, 10:53:43 AM

We have redirected the foreigners to the west. Hopefully the Pasdarans are welcoming. Scout detachments have been sent to the east and our rafts have been deployed to sail to the south. They will report back as soon as possible. Our top quarrymasters have started looking into setting up an official mining operation for our gems. Copper pickaxes aren't the greatest to mine the hard rock surrounding them, however.

What else shall we be doing?

Maxwell. · August 30, 2015, 02:56:33 PM

decide what our national anthem and flag will be