Author Topic: You are god. (Read 2111 times)

SteveJenkins · August 23, 2015, 02:42:48 PM

In the beginning, there was nothing.

Then god came from somewhere idk

This is gods world. Lets give god a form

What does god look like?

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CypherX · August 23, 2015, 02:43:50 PM

he looks like nothing. it is heretical to depict allah.

create the world

Zharthon · August 23, 2015, 02:44:17 PM

then create the first humans, two gay men called adam and steve.

Maxwell. · August 23, 2015, 02:44:41 PM

Dreams_Of_Cheese · August 23, 2015, 02:50:59 PM

I think J. is the best option

SteveJenkins · August 23, 2015, 02:52:28 PM

'sup bitches lets create the universe

first we'll need some cool motherforgeters to chill here

This is Adam. He is a gay terrorist

hey why is my name pink, that's stereotyping, man

Change it yourself roostersucker

For a god you sure are a jerk!

Do not make me send you to hell we don't even have a satan yet

Anyway this is his gay friend Steve

Hello boys

alright the whole forgetin crew's here

I would like to file a complaint, By golly my cropping is done poorly. A man cant look as wonderfull as I with this. How will my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard? If they're like, its not better than yours

by golly shut the forget up its fine, and my milkshakes are infact better than yours

What will this glorious crew do next?

Trogtor · August 23, 2015, 04:12:32 PM

in the beginning

god created the heavens and the earth

Nonnel · August 23, 2015, 04:43:12 PM

J. IS ALREADY CONFIRMED GOD

SteveJenkins · August 23, 2015, 04:45:12 PM

yo whos this fake ass motherforgeter

get the stuff outta here, there can only be one red headed badass and that's me

Maxwell. · August 23, 2015, 04:46:02 PM

God save our gracious J.

Trogtor · August 23, 2015, 04:55:04 PM

Quote from: Nonnel on August 23, 2015, 04:43:12 PM

J. IS ALREADY CONFIRMED GOD

j is confirmed a fraud lamo

Decepticon · August 23, 2015, 04:58:01 PM

suddenly, out of a snowy mist, two great ones step out

hey whats going on in here you two stop that now

SteveJenkins · August 23, 2015, 05:04:59 PM

yo who the forget are you nerds, you know what, whatever, guess we have our security now

this mofo is impersonating me detain him

Hey boys, want a piece of this jewey center?

Decepticon · August 23, 2015, 05:12:54 PM

hey thats loveual harassment

you're coming with us

SteveJenkins · August 23, 2015, 05:17:58 PM

eh ill bust him out later im god so w/e

help him! he is really hot! we like totally gotta date

How will God and Adam save Steve?