Author Topic: how to masturbate cleanly. CONT 2 NEW TRICKS  (Read 5303 times)

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1. find a surface like a bed or coach
2.make sure you're laying on it with your back facing up, so your richard touches the surface of the bed/couch/floor your fapping on
3.look at something loveUALLY amusing, like mlp or researchs
4.hump said surface until you have an climax
5.try diffrent things like using your had as a surface
DO NOT REMOVE YOUR PANTS WHILE DOING SO

NOW FOR THE WOMEN

1.look at ALOT of diffrent types of women, even those in Suits, it'll help you make you more creative
2. try looking at diffrent articles of clothing as well
3. now try to make some smexy bitch using all of your memories, and when you're done, try to fap
4.if you fail, try again
5.if you have some ass special interest/any special interest at all, good luck

NEW FRESH TRICK FOR MEN
1. drill richard sized hole in a wall
2. stick richard in hole in wall like your loving it
3. patch up the wall and enjoy not having left any sort of mess.

NEW FRESH TRICK FOR WOMEN
1. get clay and make richard on a wall
2. push vagina into richard on wall
3. get some invisible ink and pour it over the richard and enjoy not having left any sort of mess on anything meaningful.

/discuss/give tips
« Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 03:35:49 PM by Trymos »

thank you! this was very informative!

will trick 1 work facing an wall then finish steps 3 through 5??

3.look at something loveUALLY amusing, like mlp or researchs
at this point i stopped reading

what a random and hilarious thread!

will trick 1 work facing an wall then finish steps 3 through 5??
sure just drill a vagina sized hole in the wall and take off your pants and have some paper of the walls color/a picture of the wallpaper ready to patch it up and it will be like you never forgeted the wall.

1. find a surface like a bed or coach
GOTTA TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!


sure just drill a vagina sized hole in the wall and take off your pants and have some paper of the walls color/a picture of the wallpaper ready to patch it up and it will be like you never forgeted the wall.
good cuz im not allowed 2 have coach in room because my parents are so mean

how is that even kind of clean

how is that even kind of clean
because you wont soil your computers keyboard