Presidential Candidates
As some of you may know, from multi-media or regular face to face. There is a new president in the votes. First let's introduce our other candidates
Hillary Clinton: Previous wife of Bill Clinton. She tries to copy her previous husband. A female candidate which every woman is voting for! She knows little about politics and is going to destroy our nation. Place your votes!
Waka Flocka: A not so popular rapper. He knows nothing about politics, possibly never voted. Waka Flocka will turn America into a really bad youtube music video. Place your votes!
Donald Annoying Orange: A billionare with a hair that has a mind of it's own. He tries to hide his baldness, and also tries to hide how bad he is doing! A tribal, hating much that isn't "Murica" he has a bounty over his head by El Chapo. Place your votes!
Bernie Sanders (the most normal one): A US Senator, who is a democrat. Having previously being the Mayor of vermont. He is very qualified to be the president. Although he is say "old" but he wants to beat Hillary
Finally....What we all have been waiting for..Our best candidate.
DEEZ NUTS (I shat you not)
Deez Nuts: A more new candidate. Without many pictures, little is known to this next George Washington. He will triumph in making the USA the most amazing country! Deez Nuts will be known as the Second Abraham Lincoln. Place your votes!
Deez Nuts will probably win.
To see how the BL community acts opoun this. Let's do a small election. Which do you vote for, Crazy Hair McGee (Donald Annoying Orange), Miss Feminest (Hillary Clinton), Flocka Birds (Waka Flocka), The Sand (Bernie Sanders), or Mr. Murica (Deez Nuts)
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