Author Topic: Dumb news stories. (Read 2593 times)

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 05:46:40 PM

Quote from: SpongeCraft1212 on August 25, 2015, 09:45:49 PM

Breaking Nose: Oh god my nose is bleeding heLP

11/10

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Kochieboy · August 26, 2015, 05:48:03 PM

Quote from: MoltenKitten on August 25, 2015, 09:45:12 PM

Black man shot by white cop

Breaking news: Molten acts like an idiot, reports say nothing has changed

MoltenKitten · August 26, 2015, 05:50:05 PM

Quote from: Kochieboy on August 26, 2015, 05:48:03 PM

Breaking news: Molten acts like an idiot, reports say nothing has changed

Breaking news: Kochie is an OP

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 05:50:17 PM

BRACKETING KNEES: Box of macaroni murdered by hungry people at a 5:00 dinner

News ticker: BATMOBILE LOSES ITS WHEEL - NEWS TICKER STOPS FUNCTIONING - ETC.

Breaking News: News team has déj� vu

moostar · August 26, 2015, 05:51:44 PM

Breaking news: Women reports air conditioner to be loveist. ( Google it, its a real story.)

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 05:52:01 PM

BREAKING NEWS: HooperScooper accused of scooping poop that got caught in basketball hoop, poop jokes made immature.

Kochieboy · August 26, 2015, 05:54:02 PM

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 05:54:21 PM

BREAKING NEWS: British Admit Big Ben's Bongs Not Quite on Time.
BREAKING NEWS: "Big Ben" arrested for doing illegal drugs.

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 05:55:09 PM

BREAKING NEWS: HooperScooper guilty of posting so many posts in 1 second.

giant tootsie rolls · August 26, 2015, 05:56:22 PM

Quote from: HooperScooper on August 26, 2015, 05:55:09 PM

BREAKING NEWS: HooperScooper guilty of posting so many posts in 1 second.

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 05:57:31 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Two posts replied at same time, likely work of the Illuminati.

AcornCake · August 26, 2015, 05:57:40 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvK3A1LBcI

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 06:00:22 PM

Quote from: AcornCake on August 26, 2015, 05:57:40 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvK3A1LBcI

BREAKING NEWS: HooperScooper's sound drivers found missing, lost on birthday.
BREAKING NEWS: HooperScooper's missing sound makes him read automatic captions.
NEAKING BREWS: HooperScooper's stupidity causes c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

HooperScooper · August 26, 2015, 06:02:37 PM

BN: Badspot arrested for not giving username changes.

Ipquarx · August 26, 2015, 06:03:41 PM

BREAKING NEWS: HooperScooper is posting too much and should probably stop before someone gets pissed off.