BFBB [BOSS #3 - KIDALEX90]

[lord techno]

Drydess

170/200

HP

Afflicted With

Loaded Gun [2 Turns]

(Inflicts 25 bonus damage when a successful attack hits a target)

Wet Fur [3 Turns]

(Unable to dodge attacks)

[Using your turn to shake the water out of your fur will cancel the debuff]

All loaded pistols have been claimed!

[Nicepoint]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Critawakets]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[JamesH]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Duck Quackington]

100/100 HP

20/50 DEF

[superstarxalien169]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[TableSalt]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

Attacks inflict +10 extra damage for 1 turn!

[Kidalex90]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Pearooster]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

Attacks inflict +15 bonus damage if they land

[Space1255]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Clownfish]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Mr.Queeba]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[NotBomberguy]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Copy Kirby]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Sirgir]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Redconer]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Just M2]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[SWAT One]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Marios]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

[Aryanne]

100/100 HP

50/50 DEF

Attacks inflict +15 bonus damage if they land

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[lord techno]

[Drydess can shake his fur to remove his wet fur debuff. But doing so will use up his turn]

I stab Drydess with a butcher knife, and run away afterwards.

I post any moves that were made before i officially started the cycle in quotes on every attack cycle start, so you don't have to re-comment them or quote them yourself.

[Drydess]

nah, I don't wanna shake my fur

attempt to steal pearooster's gun to dual-wield them

[MoltenKitten]

Aryanne calls in a Hetzer

[Marios]

objection!! you're not in the harvest!!!!!!

Objection!

"Harvest", in this case, is used as "gather", and has no relation to that known clan!
"Harvest" and "gather" are valid synonyms!
Further more, the word "harvest"...


...is not trademarked!!!

I use this flawless counter-objection to protect myself from the gunshots while I'm running! (See: Previous post of mine)

Also, inb4 guns akimbo

[KristoB]

THROW BOOMBOX AT CAT

[Drydess]

THROW BOOMBOX AT CAT

the music...it hurts!

[lord techno]

Im going to be gone all day on work, so no updates from here on out until tonite or tomorrow.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Im back.

I use logic chess to mentally destroy him.

Simplified version of what i do:
DD:"You are going to die!"

Me:"Whats the point in all of that?"

[Drydess]

Im back.

hi back i'm dad

[Clownfish]

I flex my muscles

[Redconer]

Without a warning, Redconer, in annoyance, swipes Marios off of his feet and strikes him with his Pringles can towards Drydess like a baseball.

[Marios]

Without a warning, Redconer, in annoyance,

Roleplay-wise even, what reason do you have to be annoyed and put off that anger on someone unlikely to annoy you?

I just hope I am a good source of damage, because you've probably overriden my attack.

[Duck Quackington]

I get two bin lids, throw one of them at Drydess, and use the one I still have as a shield to block gun bullet things

[Mr Queeba]

>list attacks
LIST OF CURRENTLY POSSIBLE ATTACKS:
VERBAL ASSAULT (Make fun of enemy)
MACHINE GUN (Blasts the enemy with bullets, limited ammo that is fully replenished after 3 cycles, amount of bullets used determined by OP) (AMMO 200/200)
AEROSPRAY RG (Fires ink, useful for blinding enemy)
RECHARGE (Restores system to full health, only works when health is very low, 3 cycle cooldown)
END LIST
>list cooldown
LIST OF ATTACKS ON COOLDOWN:
C4 EXPLOSIVE (Explosive that detonates 1 cycle after being armed, 3 cycle cooldown, can do a good deal of damage to the boss if the boss doesn't dodge it) (1 cycle left)
END LIST
>attack "MACHINE GUN"
ATTACK ACTIVATED
Mr Queeba fires his machine gun at Drydess!