Deadbot

[KristoB]

buy escorts and use them to your will

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

Punch the ship

You jump up to the ship and punch a hole it it.
national socialist Allen #8 pulls down his rope, throws it at that hole, and all the allens climb into it

buy escorts and use them to your will

You order security escorts from Store™.
I'm assuming you meant security escorts.

Inventory
super lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Laser Guidance RPG upgrade
Lock-on RPG upgrade
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Skeleton Adolf Riddler
national socialist Bodyguard #1
national socialist Bodyguard #2
national socialist Bodyguard #3
national socialist Bodyguard #4
Infinite Skeleton Army
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
U.S Military Spaceship
Camera Drone

Objects
Train Debris Debris
Power Mech
House
Space
Allen Moon
Flaming Allen Grass
Flaming Allen Plants
Allen House
Grapple Rope leading to U.S Military Spaceship

Objectives
Find a method of space travel.
Assassinate President ObamaMech

[Space1255]

Send your army to forget up the ship.

[Blockchip]

You order your companions to take over the ship, and they all do so.
The Camera Drone follows them.

A U.S Military Elite jumps out of the ship and charges at you with a knife.

Inventory
super lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Laser Guidance RPG upgrade
Lock-on RPG upgrade
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
U.S Military Spaceship
U.S Military Elite is armed with a combat knife and fine


Objects
Train Debris Debris
Power Mech
House
Space
Allen Moon
Flaming Allen Grass
Flaming Allen Plants
Allen House
Grapple Rope leading to U.S Military Spaceship

Objectives
Find a method of space travel.
Assassinate President ObamaMech

[Space1255]

You're in a mech
Why is he charging at a mech

[Blockchip]

You're in a mech
Why is he charging at a mech

As you question this, The U.S Military "Elite" reaches the mech.
You step on him.

national socialist Allen #5 climbs done the rope and says that the ship has been cleared and you're free to blow it up or steal it.

Inventory
super lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Laser Guidance RPG upgrade
Lock-on RPG upgrade
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
U.S Military Spaceship
national socialist Allen #5
U.S Military Elite is flat and flatline


Objects
Train Debris Debris
Power Mech
House
Space
Allen Moon
Flaming Allen Grass
Flaming Allen Plants
Allen House
Grapple Rope leading to U.S Military Spaceship

Objectives
Find a method of space travel.
Assassinate President ObamaMech

[Space1255]

Get the Allens and your army in the ship and fight Obama.

[Blockchip]

Get the Allens and your army in the ship and fight Obama.

You board the U.S Military Spaceship with your allies.
Skeleton leaves your body, finds a U.S Military soldier's corpse, extracts his skeleton, and puts it inside you ° ͜ʖ °

You go to the piloting room and see national socialist Allen #2, about to blow up national socialist Allen #1's house, killing him and claiming the title of national socialist Allen #1 for himself.
You tell him to fly to the ObamaMech on earth after he does that.

The Camera Drone gets an internet connection and uploads episode #2 of Silly Banter/friend Squadron, named "Infinite Skeletal friendry"

national socialist Allen #2 asks if you approve of him blowing up the house and killing national socialist Allen #1.

Inventory
super lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Laser Guidance RPG upgrade
Lock-on RPG upgrade
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler
national socialist Allen #1 is in the pilot's seat
Camera Drone


Objects
Door
Pilot's Seat
Controls
Dismembered U.S Soldier head

Objectives
Assassinate President ObamaMech

[KristoB]

shoot yourself because you couldnt take the heat

[NotBomberguy]

shoot yourself because you couldnt take the heat

and then unshoot yourself

[tber123]

Speaking of the Heat... Slap on the Laser Guidance and Lock-On Upgrade to the RPG and go find ObamaMech

[Blockchip]

shoot yourself because you couldnt take the heat

and then unshoot yourself

You shoot yourself in your mouth with your polstag shotgun, but unshoot yourself before you get a game over.

Speaking of the Heat... Slap on the Laser Guidance and Lock-On Upgrade to the RPG and go find ObamaMech

You upgrade your RPG with your current RPG upgrades.

national socialist Allen #2 fires a missile at national socialist Allen #1's house, killing her and bringing national socialist Allen #2 down to national socialist Allen #1.

He leaves the pilot's seat, you take his place, and you drive to earth, which is harder since you're inside a mech.

When you get to earth, you see the ObamaMech giving a speech to a crowd in a yard in front of a black house. seriously a loving "black house" that's the most overused and least funny joke since an overused and unfunny joke

Inventory
super lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Lock-on/Laser Guided RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler are in a mech and fine
ObamaMech is fine
Crowd is full
Camera Drone


Objects
Door
Pilot's Seat
Controls
Black House
Grass
Nondescript Flowers
Mech Limousine
Road
Lampposts

Objectives
Assassinate President ObamaMech

[Space1255]

Punch obamamech's richard clean off

[Blockchip]

Punch obamamech's richard clean off

You exit the dropship spaceship and mech-punch ObamaMech's mech richard clean off.
It flies away.
Now that you're on the ground, you can see a few things you couldn't see from the spaceship.

ObamaMech grabs you, throws you at the crowd, killing multiple crowd members, and shoots you.

Inventory
super lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Lock-on/Laser Guided RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler are in a slightly injured mech and fine
ObamaMech The richardless is fine
Crowd is 95% full
Camera Drone

Objects
national socialist Spaceship
Mech Controls
Black House
Grass
Flowers
Fountain
White Pathway
Lawn Chair
Shed
Mech Limousine
Road
Lampposts

Objectives
Assassinate President ObamaMech

[Space1255]

Recover by doing gymnastic flips and sprint at him, and tackle him.