Deadbot

[Blockchip]

Attempt to find Joseph Stalin so you can kill him with a fedora

conquer Europe cause your loving Riddler

The dropship gives you a car and you drive off to kill Joseph Stalin and conquer Europe.

Bootleg Hulk Hogan picks up Jew Baseball Catcher #4 and throws her at the other jews, they all die, and Bootleg Hulk Hogan follows you on foot.

After some driving, you see Joseph Stalin.

He strokes his mustache and prepares to attack you with it.

The camera drone announces in a very loud voice "The battle of the century!* Communism Versus Fascism!"

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are extremely minorly "injured"
Joseph Stalin is also extremely minorly "injured"
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone

Objects
Driving Controls
Mounted Turret
Road
Nondescript Houses
Communist Mech

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Have Riddler counterattack with his own moustache

[Blockchip]

Joseph Stalin blasts you with his mustache, exclaiming "Your mustache is tiny, like a flacid penus!"

You begin to counter-attack, but what mustache-related pun, insult, retort, or other do you say?

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are extremely minorly "injured"
Joseph Stalin is also extremely minorly "injured"
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone

Objects
Driving Controls
Mounted Turret
Road
Nondescript Houses
Communist Mech

[NotBomberguy]

your moustache mustve came from your pubic hair

[Refticus]

you moustache forgotten that you're gay

[Space1255]

Turn this fight scene into a giant anime mech fight.

[Blockchip]

your moustache mustve came from your pubic hair

you moustache forgotten that you're gay

You tell Joseph Stalin that his moustache must've came from his pubic hair, and that he moustache forgotten that he's gay.

You then order a power mech from the dropship, and enter it.
Joseph Stalin then enters his Communist Mech.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are extremely minorly "injured" and in a mech
Joseph Stalin is also extremely minorly "injured" and also in a mech
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone

Objects
Driving Controls
Weapon Controls
Road
Nondescript Houses

[bigcapitalbaka]

grow up

[Blockchip]

grow up

You stop for one second.
You are now a second older.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are extremely minorly "injured" and in a mech
Joseph Stalin is also extremely minorly "injured" and also in a mech
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone

Objects
Driving Controls
Weapon Controls
Road
Nondescript Houses

[Space1255]

Sleep in a bed

Of nails

[Blockchip]

You order a nail bed and sleep  in it.

Joseph Stalin murders you while you sleep.

Game Over
also the bed was obviously horribly uncomfortable

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are extremely minorly "injured" and in a mech
Joseph Stalin is also extremely minorly "injured" and also in a mech
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone

Objects
Driving Controls
Weapon Controls
Road
Nondescript Houses

[Space1255]

Launch your Mech Busting Nuke at Stalin then sleep in a bed of fire. Go to hell and forget a lovey demon.

[Blockchip]

Launch your Mech Busting Nuke at Stalin then sleep in a bed of fire. Go to hell and forget a lovey demon.

You order a Mech-Busting Nuke Launcher from the store, upgrade your mech with it, and launch it at Stalin.

You then make a bed out of his mech's flaming remains, sleep in it, and have a dream about going to hell and being raped by a loveually attractive demon.

You wake up.
Your show's footage is ready, but what do you name the show?

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are fine
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone
Joseph Stalin is dead

Objects
Power Mech
Communist Mech Debris
Fire bed
Road
Nondescript Houses

[[FUG] Nukedude]

Name the show friend Squadron 

[Refticus]

the show will be called "silly banter", the opening jingle of the show is 3 pianos falling down the stairs