Deadbot

[SWAT One]

I dunno, the last method seemed to work, so rinse and repeat.

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

You chew a schleemie and then throw it at the fighter plane. The pilot ejects out of the plane and jumps onto the droship's window.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler
Skeleton
ANF Soldier armed with SPS-12

Objects
Weapon Controls
Machinegun Turret
A Window

Blo
blo

[Space1255]

kill the anf soldier by shoot then go to hell and fight satan

[Blockchip]

kill the anf soldier by shoot then go to hell and fight satan

You kill the ANF soldier by stuff and then go to a hall and fondle stan

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler is fondling Stan
Stan is being fondled by Adolf Riddler

Objects
Door
Bathroom


Blo
blo job

[Space1255]

Go to hell

[Refticus]

Go to hell

but we already are

ask satan for a ride in his hellmobile

[Space1255]

forget I meant super hell to fight super satan

[Blockchip]

You go to a super hall to fondle super stan and ask him for a riddle about his hillmobile.

"What is a car and goes up hills?" he asks.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler is superfondling Stan
Super Stan is being superfondled by Super Adolf Riddler

Objects
Super Door
Super Bathroom


Blo
super blo job

[Space1255]

Rip out his testicles and eat them raw. Proceed to duplex him into a spiked carrot.

[Refticus]

Rip out his testicles and eat them raw. Proceed to duplex him into a spiked carrot.

then shove the carrot up your star fish and keep it there under ass inventory

[Blockchip]

You rip out Super Stan's testicles, eat them, and duplex Super Stan into a spiked carrot.

You're about to push it into your star fish when the advanced carrot rapes it.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler
Spiked carrot is being raped by advanced carrot
Advanced carrot is raping spiked carrot

Objects
Super Door
Super Bathroom

[Refticus]

uzi your ass to stop the fight
then store the carrots in your ass inventory

[Blockchip]

You fire some uzi shots into your star fish.
Nothing happens.

You pick up the carrots and store them in your star fish inventory.
A short boy in a hazmat suit appears.

"Hello." he says. "You have lodsemone, which is ridiculous. please turn it in."
"You have also nuked a bunch of things and did that stupid thing with the hall and the stan and the fondling. Please sign this document confirming that you never did those things."


Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler
Short Boy


Objects
Super Door
Super Bathroom

[NotBomberguy]

become literally Riddler

[Refticus]

explain that you're poor as stuff, then proceed to snort a line of the finest cuban cocaine