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You engage the Power Mech pilot in a rap battle.
You now have to say a thing.

Rap energy: 0%


You immediately say "um, i left the oven on" and the Mech Pilot immediately says "I... disagree."

Your team gets tired of you two not attacking eachother, break into the Power Mech through the roosterpit window, pull the pilot out, and lynch her.

Turkey tells you via radio that he's done repairing the dropship.

You can go over there when you're done interacting with the four very boring objects over here.


Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids and slightly injured.
Skeleton is fine
The Camel is somewhat wounded
national socialist Wizard is almost fine
Space Hitman is fine
Space Policeman has a bullet wound
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman is moderately injured
Lunar Robot has a slightly broken hull
Mr. Fleshless is fine
Power Mech Pilot is dead
Drone #1 is broken
Drone #2 is broken
Drone #3 is broken

Objects
Power Mech
Car
Giant Pile of Scrap
Giant Pile of Crap
Cap
« Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 01:15:58 PM by Blockchip »


You buy some disposable C4 from Space Salesman, paying with awesome instead of money, set them up, hijack the car, and drive to the repaired dropship.

Your team follows close behind, and you all watch as the mechanics festival explodes.

Space Salesman sells Brad a cap and Turkey some scrap metal.
Turkey builds a dropship garage and a mounted turret with the scrap metal.

Everyone heals themselves with the infinite medkit in the dropship, and Brad enters.

"Since i'm not actually qualified to repair the dropship, i went and got that nuke that can destroy entire planets." Brad says.

"I also discovered that Meme Frog can teleport people throughout dimensions. With the power of memes. It's stupid."

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids
Brad
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman
Lunar Robot
Fleshless

Objects
Dropship controls
Computer
Parachute
Medkit
Mounted Turret
Nuclear Room
Garage

« Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 05:47:59 PM by Blockchip »


You ask the national socialist wizard to summon 15 hookers.
He refuses.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids
Brad
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman
Lunar Robot
Fleshless

Objects
Dropship controls
Computer
Parachute
Medkit
Mounted Turret
Nuclear Room
Garage




You enter the nuclear room.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids
Brad
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman
Lunar Robot
Fleshless

Objects
Pilot Room
Garage
Nuclear Launch Controls
Guitar
Armed 47_DR Explosive


stuff on everything
You've still never eaten anything in your entire life.

With no food to defecate, you stuff out your vital organs and die.

Game Over
reloading last save or something

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids
Brad
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman
Lunar Robot
Fleshless

Objects
Pilot Room
Garage
Nuclear Launch Controls
Guitar
Armed 47_DR Explosive
« Last Edit: September 27, 2015, 11:05:11 AM by Blockchip »

in that case attempt to heat up ravioli

You ask the national socialist Wizard to heat up your ravioli.
He does a stupid and ridiculous spell-thing to heat up the ravioli, and thus it is heated.

You eat the ravioli and defecate out of the dropship and onto the S.J.W "Headquarters".

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids
Brad
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman
Lunar Robot
Fleshless

Objects
Pilot Room
Garage
Nuclear Launch Controls
Guitar
Armed 47_DR Explosive



« Last Edit: September 27, 2015, 03:26:04 PM by Blockchip »

fire a nuke at brian, forget that guy

fire a nuke at brian, forget that guy
You fire a regular, non-planet destryoing nuke at whoever Brian is.

The SJWs retaliate to that time you defecated on their building by sending "Drones" to you.

The drones don't have any weapons.
All they do is play pre-recorded sound clips of someone saying things.

One "highlight" is "Vaginas are more censored than guns! misogyny!"

Space Man arms the turret and starts firing at them.


Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids
Brad is playing on his portable games system
Turkey
Meme Frog is opening a portal to another dimension
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman is browsing contracts
Space Policeman is eating a donut
Space Man is firing the turret at some drones
Space Salesman is selling Fleshless some drugs
Lunar Robot
Fleshless is buying drugs from Space Salesman
SJW Drone
SJW Drone #2

Objects
Pilot Room
Garage
Nuclear Launch Controls
Guitar
Armed 47_DR Explosive