Deadbot

[Blockchip]

You, your crew, and Mr. Fleshless go to the mechanics festival and murder a bunch of people, before someone wearing that power armor you've heard so much literally one sentence about opens fire.

"Power Mech" blindly fires everywhere with two miniguns and quad rocket launchers, hitting some people, especially Space Salesman.

Drone #1 fires a solid shot into Space Policeman.
Drone #2 and #3 both fire at Space Hitman, both shots missing.


Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You
Skeleton is fine
The Camel is somewhat wounded
national socialist Wizard is almost fine
Space Hitman is fine
Space Policeman has a bullet wound
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman is moderately injured
Lunar Robot has a slightly broken hull
Mr. Fleshless is fine
Power Mech is fine
Drone #1 is somewhat broken and stuck in the ground
Drone #2 is fine
Drone #3 is fine

Objects
Car
Giant Pile of Scrap
Giant Pile of Crap
Cap

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

stuff out a cannon and fire your stuff at the power mech

[tber123]

You have a grenade, use it

[Blockchip]

stuff out a cannon and fire your stuff at the power mech

You try to defecate out a cannon, but you can't, because you don't have the Magic Poop®.

You have a grenade, use it

You take out a frag grenade, pull the pin, and have it explode in your hand.

Game over
please be more specific, you have multiple grenades that can be used in several ways, you gotta give me something to work with man

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You
Skeleton is fine
The Camel is somewhat wounded
national socialist Wizard is almost fine
Space Hitman is fine
Space Policeman has a bullet wound
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman is moderately injured
Lunar Robot has a slightly broken hull
Mr. Fleshless is fine
Power Mech is fine
Drone #1 is somewhat broken and stuck in the ground
Drone #2 is fine
Drone #3 is fine

Objects
Car
Giant Pile of Scrap
Giant Pile of Crap
Cap

[tber123]

How about tossing some c4 at the robots and running like hell

[Refticus]

How about tossing some c4 at the robots and running like hell

gotta stay at 4 c4 or we die

[Blockchip]

You consider throwing some C4, but realize that going above or under 4 C4 would kill you.

Space Salesman tells you about a product he's selling, "Disposable C4."
It's like C4 except you don't die if you have more than or less than 4 of them.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You
Skeleton is fine
The Camel is somewhat wounded
national socialist Wizard is almost fine
Space Hitman is fine
Space Policeman has a bullet wound
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman is moderately injured
Lunar Robot has a slightly broken hull
Mr. Fleshless is fine
Power Mech is fine
Drone #1 is somewhat broken and stuck in the ground
Drone #2 is fine
Drone #3 is fine

Objects
Car
Giant Pile of Scrap
Giant Pile of Crap
Cap

[Space1255]

Inject all of your steroids at once.

[Blockchip]

You inject yourself with lots of steroids, pick up drone #2, and crush it.

Both remaining drones fire at you, shortly before being destroyed by everyone else firing at them.

Power Mech fires four rockets at you while shooting with it's miniguns.
It'd probably kill you, if you weren't currently on four doses of steroids.

Or if it hit more than a quarter of the shots.


Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids and slightly injured.
Skeleton is fine
The Camel is somewhat wounded
national socialist Wizard is almost fine
Space Hitman is fine
Space Policeman has a bullet wound
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman is moderately injured
Lunar Robot has a slightly broken hull
Mr. Fleshless is fine
Power Mech is fine
Drone #1 is broken
Drone #2 is broken
Drone #3 is broken

Objects
Car
Giant Pile of Scrap
Giant Pile of Crap
Cap

[Refticus]

realise you are now just a sentient mass of muscles

[Blockchip]

realise you are now just a sentient mass of muscles

You ponder whether you are now a sentient mass of muscles.

You are not, because you have a skeleton and organs and other things that technically aren't muscles.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids and slightly injured.
Skeleton is fine
The Camel is somewhat wounded
national socialist Wizard is almost fine
Space Hitman is fine
Space Policeman has a bullet wound
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman is moderately injured
Lunar Robot has a slightly broken hull
Mr. Fleshless is fine
Power Mech is fine
Drone #1 is broken
Drone #2 is broken
Drone #3 is broken

Objects
Car
Giant Pile of Scrap
Giant Pile of Crap
Cap

[Refticus]

become a giant floating bicep

[Blockchip]

become a giant floating bicep

You attempt to become a giant floating bicep, but you can't.

The national socialist Wizard says he'll turn you into a floating bicep if you kill the mech's pilot.

Speaking of the mech, it's currently firing at Skeleton.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are on steroids and slightly injured.
Skeleton has bone injuries
The Camel is somewhat wounded
national socialist Wizard is almost fine
Space Hitman is fine
Space Policeman has a bullet wound
Space Man is fine
Space Salesman is moderately injured
Lunar Robot has a slightly broken hull
Mr. Fleshless is fine
Power Mech is fine
Drone #1 is broken
Drone #2 is broken
Drone #3 is broken

Objects
Car
Giant Pile of Scrap
Giant Pile of Crap
Cap

[Refticus]

pit the mech to a rap battle

[tber123]

pit the mech to a rap battle