Deadbot

[Space1255]

Jack off with boiling water then leave

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Yell at the SJW to check her loving privilege because she's a cisgender white woman

[Blockchip]

You tell the SJW to check her loving privilege because she's a cisgender white woman.

She panics, runs around in circles, screams "No! I'm the victim! I.. am... oppressed!" and dies.
Critical Hit!

You then jack off with boiling water and leave.

The fedoraless man dies of a combination of:

• He's shocked at how big your snake is
• Some of the boiling water burned his arm
• Brad just slashed his head open with a machete

Turkey buys an arm-mounted grappling hook, a Dropship Repair and Modification Manual, and a wrench.

Skeleton buys a calcium syringe and immediately injects himself with it.
Brad buys a portable games system, 120 explosive Uzi bullets, a packet of Turtle Potato Chips, and a Boost Soda.

The Camel buys a safe and a Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade, which he gives to you.
If the upgrade is applied, the translator can allow people who can't speak (For example, The Camel) to communicate.

They and Meme Frog follow you out.

"What's that tower over there?" asks Brad.

The Camel zooms in to the tower with his camera, takes a picture, and shows it to everyone.

"Social Justice Headquarters." says Skeleton.
Skeleton turns to Brad, and says "We need to nuke it."

"How about me and Turkey fix it, we fly to a safe distance, and then do that?"
Everyone seems to agree with that, and such it is.

"Alright." says Turkey. "We'll stay behind, you go and do what you want to do. We'll probably have it fixed by the time you're back."

Meme Frog also stays behind, because he's useless and stupid.

Inventory
10857$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You
Skeleton
The Camel
Turkey is fixing the dropship
Meme Frog is useless and pointless
Brad is playing his portable games system
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman
Space Ass Man
Lunar Robot


Objects
Heavily damaged Dropship
A tank
A lunar base
Spaceship
A Store™
Some US soldier corpses
Destroyed US moon military outpost
"Social" "Justice" "Headquarters"
Mechanics Festival

[TristanLuigi]

fix face

[Blockchip]

You fix your face.
It really hurts, but your face is fixed now.


Inventory
10857$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You
Skeleton
The Camel
Turkey is fixing the dropship
Meme Frog is useless and pointless
Brad is playing his portable games system
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman
Space Ass Man
Lunar Robot
You?


Objects
Heavily damaged Dropship
A tank
A lunar base
Spaceship
A Store™
Some US soldier corpses
Destroyed US moon military outpost
"Social" "Justice" "Headquarters"
Mechanics Festival

[Space1255]

Recruit everyone.

[Bdarty]

Do the baby cry of a 1,000 moms. Making 1,000 mothers come to aide you

[bigcapitalbaka]

be a weeaboo

[Blockchip]

be a weeaboo

uh
you do that, i guess
maybe

Do the baby cry of a 1,000 moms. Making 1,000 mothers come to aide you

You turn into a baby and start crying.
Nothing happens.

Recruit everyone.

You start reading out national socialist Propaganda to everyone nearby.
And so does that other guy, who looks and sounds exactly like you.

He mimics your every word and action.
Skeleton murders him by stabbing him in the back with a knife, and hides the body.

You continue reading propaganda, and everyone joins your cause.

Inventory
10857$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You
Skeleton
The Camel
Turkey is fixing the dropship
Meme Frog is useless and pointless
Brad is playing his portable games system
national socialist Wizard is practicing wizardry
Space Hitman is bribing space Policeman
Space Policeman is taking a bribe from space Hitman
Space Man is attaching a camera to lunar robot
Space Salesman is bribing space hitman to bribe space policeman
Space Ass Man is committing a sin against the lord
Lunar Robot is having a camera attached to him



Objects
Heavily damaged Dropship
A tank
A lunar base
Spaceship
A Store™
Some US soldier corpses
Destroyed US moon military outpost
"Social" "Justice" "Headquarters"
Mechanics Festival


[/quote]

[tber123]

Eat the US Soldier Corpses so you can gain their knowledge

[Refticus]

form the clique

[Blockchip]

form the clique

You form another clique.
You are now in both the third and first clique.

Eat the US Soldier Corpses so you can gain their knowledge

You eat every US soldier corpse, and know you know everything they did before you murdered them.
Or at least, you would know everything they knew if their brains were intact.
Which they aren't.

You learn literally 3 things.

• The Mechanics Festival contains large power armor with two miniguns for hands and quad rocket launchers on each shoulders
• The Lunar Base contains a portal to another dimension
• The Spaceship contains a nuke that can destroy an entire planet

Inventory
10857$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You
Skeleton
The Camel
Turkey is fixing the dropship
Meme Frog is useless and pointless
Brad is playing his portable games system
national socialist Wizard is practicing wizardry
Space Hitman is bribing space Policeman
Space Policeman is taking a bribe from space Hitman
Space Man is attaching a camera to lunar robot
Space Salesman is bribing space hitman to bribe space policeman
Space Ass Man is committing a sin against the lord
Lunar Robot is having a camera attached to him



Objects
Heavily damaged Dropship
A tank
A lunar base
Spaceship
A Store™
Destroyed US moon military outpost
"Social" "Justice" "Headquarters"
Mechanics Festival

[bigcapitalbaka]

sell cut drugs

[Blockchip]

You sell some cut drugs to space policeman for 200$.

A midget with no skin runs up to you, strangles space ass man with fiber wire, throws the body in a large trash bin/dumpster, and says that you should go to the lunar base, spaceship, or mechanics festival.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You
Skeleton
The Camel
Turkey is fixing the dropship
Meme Frog is useless and pointless
Brad is playing his portable games system
national socialist Wizard is practicing wizardry
Space Hitman is bribing space Policeman
Space Policeman is taking a bribe from space Hitman
Space Man is attaching a camera to lunar robot
Space Salesman is bribing space hitman to bribe space policeman
Lunar Robot is having a camera attached to him
Skinless Midget



Objects
Heavily damaged Dropship
A tank
A lunar base
Spaceship
A Store™
Destroyed US moon military outpost
"Social" "Justice" "Headquarters"
Mechanics Festival
Trash Bin

[tber123]

Shoot up the mechanics festival