Deadbot

[Blockchip]

get camel back

You go back to the Store™ and ask the cashier if the camel is still there.
He shakes his head and points at the graveyard.

You go over to the graveyard, but you can't see a camel anywhere.
You can, however, see a skeleton.
Maybe you can ask him if a camel's passed by recently.

Inventory
350$
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are moderately unhealthy and have a concussion
Skeleton

Objectives
Fly to the united states of america and assassinate president Obama
Find the camel

Objects
A funeral
A large amount of graves

is umbulicoolcord still connected to mom,
if so, look oushe might bungee twoards you any secondnow

Your umbilical cord isn't still connected to your mother.

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

talk to mr bones after making a toot sound with your mouth

if he knows where camel is, become a babby again or he wont recognize you

[Blockchip]

You make a toot sound with your mouth talk and to the skeleton.

"Have you seen a camel pass by here?
Yellow-ish, carries a P08 luger, points at things a lot?"

"Yes, i have.
Follow me."

You use the bullstuff age-changer to turn yourself into a baby and follow the skeleton to a harbor, where the camel is.

The camel smiles and does the closest thing a camel can do to a wave, shortly before a boat with a mounted machine gun crashes directly into the harbor, six people jump out, and start shooting at you.

Inventory
350$
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You, armed with a silenced Uzi, are slightly unhealthy and have a concussion
Skeleton, armed with a knife, is completely fine
A Camel, armed with a P08 luger, is completely fine
Hostile #1, armed with an RPG, is completely fine
Hostile #2, armed with an M16 assault rifle, is completely fine
Hostile #3, armed with a mounted machine gun, is completely fine
Hostile #4, armed with a B420 submachine gun, is completely fine
Hostile #5, armed with a G11 carbine rifle, is completely fine
Hostile #6, armed with a 4AF shotgun, is completely fine


Objectives
Fly to the united states of america and assassinate president Obama


Objects
Beer bottles
Cloth
Lighter
Oil barrel
Fuse box
Wire
Water bucket
Speedboat
Dumpster
Telephone box

[Refticus]

your genocide crusade begins here

[tber123]

Return fire

[Blockchip]

Hostile #1 fires an RPG at skeleton, who quickly takes cover, minimizing damage!
Hostile #2 fires 6 bullets from his rifle, hitting the camel twice!
Hostile #3 suppresses the camel, preventing him from attacking!
Hostile #4 blindly fires an entire clip of his gun, only managing to hit you once!
Hostile #5 fires a burst from his carbine rifle at skeleton, and one bullet hits his skull, cracking it.
Hostile #6 fires his shotgun at you, most of the shot misses, but one bullet hits your leg!

Skeleton kicks over a bucket of water, wires the fuse box to the general area of the puddle, and slashes the fuse box.
Hostile #5 and hostile #2 happen to be standing in the puddle, and are electrocuted.

Your name is not important, et cetera.

What's important is that you shoot hostile #6 with the full blast of your polstag shotgun and stab hostile #1.

Inventory
350$
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 7/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You, armed with a silenced Uzi, have a concussion, a leg injury, and a bullet hole in your torso
Skeleton, armed with a Knife, has dust on him and a cracked skull.
A Camel, armed with a P08 luger, is moderately wounded
Hostile #1, armed with an RPG, is bleeding a lot
Hostile #2, armed with an M16 assault rifle, is being electrocuted
Hostile #3, armed with a mounted machine gun, is completely fine
Hostile #4, armed with a B420 submachine gun, is completely fine
Hostile #5, armed with a G11 carbine rifle, is being electrocuted
Hostile #6, armed with a 4AF shotgun, is almost dead


Objectives
Fly to the united states of america and assassinate president Obama


Objects
Beer bottles
Cloth
Lighter
Oil barrel
Broken fuse box
Wire
Empty water bucket
Electrified puddle
Speedboat
Dumpster
Telephone box

[Space1255]

Drown them in stuff.

[LegendZ]

Dual wield Uzi and Umbilicool cord. Start pulling hostiles toward you while focus firing on them til they die. No escape.

[Refticus]

equip swastika cap and form the third clique

[Snaked_Snake]

equip swastika cap and from the third clique

Do this, and wear the combat armour, also use the scrap on the umbilical cord as a shield, then fire the uzi at the hostiles.

[Blockchip]

oh stuff i accidentally modified this post instead of posting a new one
my bad
the previous contents of this post are lost


Inventory
350$
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor [Equipped]
Swastika Cap [Equipped]
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 7/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit

People
You, armed with a silenced Uzi, have a concussion, a leg injury, and a bullet hole in your torso
Skeleton, armed with a Knife, has dust on him, a cracked skull, three cracked ribs, and a fractured right kneecap.
A Camel, armed with a P08 luger, is moderately wounded
Hostile #1, armed with an RPG, is dead
Hostile #2, armed with an M16 assault rifle, is being dead
Hostile #3, armed with a mounted machine gun, is dead
Hostile #4, armed with a B420 submachine gun, is dead
Hostile #5, armed with a G11 carbine rifle, is being dead
Hostile #6, armed with a 4AF shotgun, is dead

Objectives
Fly to the united states of america and assassinate president Obama


Objects
Beer bottles [2]
Cloth
Lighter
Oil barrel
Broken fuse box
Wire
Empty water bucket
Electrified puddle
Speedboat
Dumpster
Telephone box

[Snaked_Snake]

Ask for camel's phone number, or some other form of contact.

[Blockchip]

You ask the camel for a way of contacting him.

He gives you a radio and says you can use it to talk to him or order things from Store™.

"Come on, people!" says the skeleton. "Steal things from two dead people each, it's not hard!"


Inventory
350$
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor [Equipped]
Swastika Cap [Equipped]
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 7/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit

People
You, armed with a silenced Uzi, have a concussion, a leg injury, and a bullet hole in your torso
Skeleton, armed with a Knife, has dust on him, a cracked skull, three cracked ribs, and a fractured right kneecap.
A Camel, armed with a P08 luger, is moderately wounded
Hostile #1, armed with an RPG, is dead
Hostile #2, armed with an M16 assault rifle, is being dead
Hostile #3, armed with a mounted machine gun, is dead
Hostile #4, armed with a B420 submachine gun, is dead
Hostile #5, armed with a G11 carbine rifle, is being dead
Hostile #6, armed with a 4AF shotgun, is dead

Objectives
Fly to the united states of america and assassinate president Obama


Objects
Beer bottles [2]
Cloth
Lighter
Oil barrel
Broken fuse box
Wire
Empty water bucket
Electrified puddle
Speedboat
Dumpster
Telephone box

[Refticus]

poop gold

[Blockchip]

You order that pill that makes your dung golden for 50$ from the store, consume it, and defecate on the floor.

The skeleton stares at you.
"Please can you choose two corpses to loot, now?"


Inventory
300$
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor [Equipped]
Swastika Cap [Equipped]
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 7/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit

People
You, armed with a silenced Uzi, have a concussion, a leg injury, and a bullet hole in your torso
Skeleton, armed with a Knife, has dust on him, a cracked skull, three cracked ribs, and a fractured right kneecap.
A Camel, armed with a P08 luger, is moderately wounded
Hostile #1, armed with an RPG, is dead
Hostile #2, armed with an M16 assault rifle, is being dead
Hostile #3, armed with a mounted machine gun, is dead
Hostile #4, armed with a B420 submachine gun, is dead
Hostile #5, armed with a G11 carbine rifle, is being dead
Hostile #6, armed with a 4AF shotgun, is dead

Objectives
Fly to the united states of america and assassinate president Obama


Objects
Oil barrel
Broken fuse box
Wire
Empty water bucket
Electrified puddle
Speedboat
Dumpster
Telephone box
A golden turd