Author Topic: Deadbot (Read 18154 times)

tber123 · August 31, 2015, 09:27:17 AM

Whip out the Uzi and spray down everyone

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Blockchip · August 31, 2015, 01:26:47 PM

Quote from: tber123 on August 31, 2015, 09:27:17 AM

Whip out the Uzi and spray down everyone

You shoot a magazine of bullets into the other two policemen.
They die.
Fern shows his appreciation with a free 1000$ gift voucher.
You exit the store, and look around.

Inventory
0$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 1 clip spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are moderately unhealthy and have a concussion
Fern The Cashier is completely fine
Policeman #1, armed with taser, is dead
Policeman #2,armed with handcuffs, is only mostly dead
Policeman #3, armed with baton, is dead

Objects
Graveyard
Passing Taxi
House for sale

Space1255 · August 31, 2015, 02:33:47 PM

stuff on cop 2

Blockchip · August 31, 2015, 02:52:21 PM

You defecate on Policeman #2.

Inventory
0$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 1 clip spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are mildly unhealthy and have a concussion
Fern The Cashier is completely fine
Policeman #1, armed with taser, is dead
Policeman #2,armed with handcuffs, is only mostly dead
Policeman #3, armed with baton, is dead

Objects
Graveyard
Passing Taxi
House for sale

Refticus · August 31, 2015, 03:19:04 PM

where did camel go

use bullstuff age-changer to return to a bunch of cells

Blockchip · August 31, 2015, 04:08:11 PM

You press the giant red button on the bullstuff age-changer.
You are now an adult.

Inventory
0$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 1 clip spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are moderately unhealthy and have a concussion
Fern The Cashier is completely fine
Policeman #1, armed with taser, is dead
Policeman #2,armed with handcuffs, is only mostly dead
Policeman #3, armed with baton, is dead

Objects
Graveyard
Passing Taxi
House for sale

Quote from: Refticus on August 31, 2015, 03:19:04 PM

where did camel go

He entered a staff-only room in Store�

Refticus · August 31, 2015, 04:23:25 PM

wait go back to being a babby, we need to get everyone jailed

CRITAWAKETS · August 31, 2015, 04:52:00 PM

Become age -1,You are now a fetus,or younger.

Blockchip · August 31, 2015, 05:23:53 PM

Quote from: Refticus on August 31, 2015, 04:23:25 PM

wait go back to being a babby, we need to get everyone jailed

In TerrFong city, a fictional place that i just made up which is where you currently are, it's completely legal to look at naked babies.

Quote from: CRITAWAKETS on August 31, 2015, 04:52:00 PM

Become age -1,You are now a fetus,or younger.

You set the slider to -1, on the bullstuff age-changer, press the button, and stop existing.

Game over
you should sue

Inventory
0$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 1 clip spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are moderately unhealthy and have a concussion
Fern The Cashier is completely fine
Policeman #1, armed with taser, is dead
Policeman #2,armed with handcuffs, is only mostly dead
Policeman #3, armed with baton, is dead

Objects
Graveyard
Passing Taxi
House for sale
Nearby Courtroom

Refticus · August 31, 2015, 05:25:54 PM

as a few cells, sue the makers of bullstuff age-changer

CRITAWAKETS · August 31, 2015, 05:26:57 PM

Ok... -8 months.

Blockchip · August 31, 2015, 05:45:01 PM

Quote from: CRITAWAKETS on August 31, 2015, 05:26:57 PM

Ok... -8 months.

You can't select a negative age, is what's going on here.
You stop existing.
Game over

Quote from: Refticus on August 31, 2015, 05:25:54 PM

as a few cells, sue the makers of bullstuff age-changer

You go to court and sue the makers of bullstuff age-changer.
You win the court case, and get 350$.

Inventory
350$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are moderately unhealthy and have a concussion

Objects
Graveyard

}]Crazy[{ · August 31, 2015, 07:12:11 PM

is umbulicoolcord still connected to mom,
if so, look oushe might bungee twoards you any secondnow

Space1255 · August 31, 2015, 09:23:50 PM

Quote from: }]Crazy[{ on August 31, 2015, 07:12:11 PM

is umbulicoolcord still connected to mom,
if so, look oushe might bungee twoards you any secondnow

And when she does have steamy sheks

Refticus · September 01, 2015, 03:22:19 AM

get camel back

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