Deadbot

[MTrRxx]

Become Skeleton. Then purchase Milk. become invincible because milk and bones

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

You strip away your flesh and remove your organs in an attempt to become a skeleton.
Turns out, those are important.
Game over
reloading last save or something

Inventory
211$
Umbilical Cord
Uzi
Steroids [5]
Cocaine [1]
Dealer Outfit

People
You are high
A Camel

Objects
Store
Stadium

[gebenuwell]

inject some sterioids into your umbillical cord

[Blockchip]

You inject steroids into your Umbilical Cord, permanently upgrading i!

Inventory
211$
Buffed Umbilical Cord
Uzi
Steroids [4]
Cocaine [1]
Dealer Outfit

People
You are high
A Camel

Objects
Store
Stadium

[tber123]

Go inside the stadium wearing the Dealer outfit and try to sell coccaine

[Blockchip]

You enter the stadium, and quickly manage to sell the cocaine to someone for 475$.
You and the camel watch a game of baseball and then leave.


The camel points at the store, to suggest you go there.

Inventory
686$
Buffed Umbilical Cord
Uzi
Steroids [4]
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are high
A Camel wants to go to the store

Objects
Store
Passing Taxi

[tber123]

Ride the camel to the store

[Blockchip]

You ride the camel to the store.

You and the camel wander around, and "a few" things catch your eyes.

Inventory
686$
Buffed Umbilical Cord
Uzi
Steroids [4]
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You are high and riding the camel
A Camel has 422$ to spend
Fern is the cashier

Objects
90% discount Bullstuff age-changer: 500$ 50$
Uzi: 78$
Uzi Magazine: 10$ each
Polstag Shotgun: 150$
Laser Sight: 50$
Silencer:30$
Combat Knife: 67$
German Combat Armor: 300$
Swastika Cap: 40$
Portable Games System: 500$
Salt Grenade: 25$ each
Umbilical-Suction: 40$
Cocaine Syringe 6-pack: 80$
Steroid Syringe 6-pack: 80$
Pure cocaine: 100$
Energy Knight Soda: 5$
Boost Soda: 5$
Pork Bun: 11$
Turtle Potato Chips: 11$
Coffee Cup: 5$
Bottle of milk: 12$
Calcium Syringe 25$
Rancid Rat Urine in a Jar: 20$
Hazmat Suit: 120$
"Freedom Fatigues": 50$
Scrap Manual: 6$
Wrench: 2$
Scrap Metal: 10$
Store Catalog: 5$
It's a very large store.
You can attempt to buy just things that aren't listed, thus making the very very object long list almost entirely pointless.

[Zoltan]

Objects
90% discount Bullstuff age-changer: 500$ 50$
Polstag Shotgun: 150$
Laser Sight: 50$
Silencer:30$
Combat Knife: 67$
German Combat Armor: 300$
Swastika Cap: 40$

buy all this stuff

[Refticus]

buy a jar of loving disgusting rat stuff and urine then chug it

also realise that if anyone looks at your naked body, it's a child research offense
then get a swastika tattooed on your forehead

[Blockchip]

You buy a Bullstuff Age-Changer, A polstag shotgun, a laser sight, a silencer, a combat knife, some german combat armor, and a swastika cap for 687$.

The camel gives you an extra dollar so you can afford the purchase, and buys a store catalog, scrap metal, scrap manual, wrench, 16 polstang shells, two Uzi magazines, a packet of Turtle potato chips, Rancid Rat Urine in a Jar, and gives them all to you.

You drink the jar of rat urine, which is disgusting and unhealthy.


The camel then points to a door labeled "Staff only".
The cashier unlocks the aforementioned door, and the camel goes inside.
You suddenly "realize" that if anyone looks at your naked body, it's a child research offense.

Three police officers enter the store to arrest the camel for child research offenses.
Oh wait, they're don't.
They enter the store to arrest you and the cashier, for owning and selling drugs.


Inventory
0$
Store catalog
Buffed Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser sight
Silencer
Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Uzi [30/30 bullets, 1 clip spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Scrap metal
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You, armed with Polstag Shotgun, are moderately unhealthy
Cashier, armed with P99 Walther, is completely fine.
Policeman #1, armed with taser, is completely fine
Policeman #2,armed with handcuffs, is completely fine
Policeman #3, armed with baton, is completely fine

[Zoltan]

line your umbilical cord with scrap metal to buff it up further then smash a cop with it
attach the silencer to the uzi and the laser sight to the polstag

[tber123]

Tell the cops to arrest themselves for child enthusiasm because they're staring at your naked body.

[Refticus]

Tell the cops to arrest themselves for child enthusiasm because they're staring at your naked body.

[Blockchip]

Tell the cops to arrest themselves for child enthusiasm because they're staring at your naked body.

You try to tell the policemen to arrest themselves for child enthusiasm, but you can't talk, because you're a baby.
Also, you're not naked anymore.
You're wearing a drug dealer suit.

Policeman 2 tries to arrest the cashier, who responds by shooting him three times, killing him.

line your umbilical cord with scrap metal to buff it up further then smash a cop with it
attach the silencer to the Uzi and the laser sight to the polstag

You attach some things to some other things, line your umbilical cord with scrap metal, and whack policeman 3 with it.
He retaliates by hitting you in the face with his baton, while policeman 1 tazes the cashier.


Inventory
0$
Store catalog
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
German Combat Armor
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 8/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 1 clip spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit [Equipped]

People
You, armed with Polstag Shotgun, are moderately unhealthy and have a concussion
Fern The Cashier, armed with P99 Walther, is being tased
Policeman #1, armed with taser, is completely fine
Policeman #2,armed with handcuffs, is only mostly dead
Policeman #3, armed with baton, has a few scrapes and bruises