Author Topic: Deadbot (Read 18158 times)

Refticus · September 12, 2015, 05:37:27 PM

3 dollars seems like too much
haggle it down to 2 dolla, 2.50 max

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tber123 · September 12, 2015, 06:04:52 PM

Ask for a translator with a 100% accuracy rate

Blockchip · September 13, 2015, 01:09:37 AM

You ask him to lower the price to 2$.
"Sorry, i don't set the price." he says.

"But i can offer you a 100% accurate translator for 2$! Again, i don't set the prices."
You buy the translator.

"And remember, by visiting any Store� building or using your order catalog, you can upgrade that translator to do stupid and impractical things!"

The person of unknown species says something which translates to "My name is Turkey. the american military thinks i nuked their country and now they're trying to kill me. I'll give you 50$ and a raygun if you blow their outpost up."

Inventory
10926$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit [Equipped]
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare
Makarov pistol 12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare
M16 assault rifle 32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 7/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You have a spacesuit
Meme Frog is allowed to breathe in space as long as he makes a stupid meme joke about how stupid that is every 5 minutes
Skeleton can breathe in space because he's a skeleton
The Camel has a spacesuit
Brad is wearing a robotic suit that apparently lets him breathe in space
national socialist Wizard
Someone of an unknown species
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman

Objects
Heavily damaged Dropship
A lunar base
Spaceship
A Store�
US moon military outpost

tber123 · September 13, 2015, 10:18:14 AM

Do it

Blockchip · September 13, 2015, 10:45:54 AM

You and your team steal a tank from the military, murder many sentient beings, and destroy the military outpost.

Turkey gives you your rewards, 50$ and a raygun with unlimited ammunition, and starts following you around.

Seemingly everyone you meet either works for Store�, tries to murder you, or starts following you around.

Speaking of Store�, you should really go spend your money.

Inventory
10986$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit [Equipped]
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
Brad
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman

Objects
Heavily damaged Dropship
US military tank
A lunar base
Spaceship
A Store�
US soldier corpses
Destroyed US moon military outpost

Space1255 · September 13, 2015, 11:23:43 AM

Pay in loveual favors

Refticus · September 13, 2015, 11:24:17 AM

dont use any money

Blockchip · September 13, 2015, 02:49:24 PM

You enter the store and attempt to pay with loveual favors.
The cashier robot says "what you cannot do that"

Inventory
10986$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit [Equipped]
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
Brad
Robot Cashier
Human Cashier
Other Human Cashier

Objects
90% Discount Impact gloves ~~1000$~~ 100$
How to spend or not spend money: 0$
Scrap Metal: 10$
Soup: 7$
Salt Grenade: 25$
Umbilical-Suction: 40$
Energy Knight Soda: 5$
Boost Soda: 5$
Pork Bun: 11$
Turtle Potato Chips: 11$
national socialist uniform 8-pack: 68$
Portable Games System: 500$
Calcium Syringe: 25$
Literally Everything: varying prices

gebenuwell · September 13, 2015, 03:25:26 PM

buy salt grenade and impact gloves
look for some ravioli

TristanLuigi · September 13, 2015, 03:26:57 PM

ask if they have a device that makes Blockchip not post the entire inventory 10 times per page and instead put it in the OP and only post what changes in the inventory

Refticus · September 13, 2015, 05:06:32 PM

Quote from: TristanLuigi on September 13, 2015, 03:26:57 PM

ask if they have a device that makes Blockchip not post the entire inventory 10 times per page and instead put it in the OP and only post what changes in the inventory

that sounds loving terrible
why not just use a smaller font

Blockchip · September 14, 2015, 06:53:29 AM

You ask the Robot Cashier if they have a device that makes Blockchip not post the entire inventory 10 times per page and instead put it in the OP and only post what changes in the inventory.
He says "no"

You buy some ravioli for 4$, impact gloves for 100$, and a salt grenade for 25$.
Someone wearing a fedora walks into the Store�.

Inventory
10857$
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit [Equipped]
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
You
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
Brad
Robot Cashier
Human Cashier
Other Human Cashier
Someone wearing a fedora

Objects
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade: 15$
Rope: 7$
Silenced Uzi: 40$
Arm-Mounted Grappling Hook: 18$
Safe: 4$
Dropship Repair and Modification Manual: 12$
Baked Potato: 8$
40% discount Explosive Uzi Bullets: ~~100~~ 60$ for 60
90% Discount Impact gloves: ~~1000$~~ 100$
How to spend or not spend money: 0$
Scrap Metal: 10$
Soup: 7$
Salt Grenade: 25$
Umbilical-Suction: 40$
Energy Knight Soda: 5$
Boost Soda: 5$
Pork Bun: 11$
Turtle Potato Chips: 11$
national socialist uniform 8-pack: 68$
Portable Games System: 500$
Calcium Syringe: 25$
Literally Everything: varying prices

Refticus · September 14, 2015, 08:44:24 AM

steal the fedora

Zoltan · September 14, 2015, 09:17:59 AM

Quote from: Refticus on September 14, 2015, 08:44:24 AM

steal the fedora

before doing this buy a much better and more stylish fedora than his, tip it in his direction, then do this and put his fedora ontop of your fedora

Blockchip · September 15, 2015, 03:34:05 AM

You buy a stylish fedora for 20$, tip it in Someone Wearing a Fedora's direction, steal his fedora, and put it on top of yours.

This angers him, and he displays his anger by saying something so cringeworthy that you cringe so hard that your face breaks.

Meanwhile, Brad asks Skeleton why a nearby bar lets females go in free, but not males.
Someone arrives and shouts at brad for a considerable amount of time, calling him, among other things, a "Misogynistic douchebag" and "loveist arsehole".

Brad can't talk, think, or not have bleeding eardrums because of how loud she's speaking.
Also, the things she's saying are inanely stupid, and she's repeatedly kicking Brad.

Brad eventually gets tired of her stuff and stabs her with a machete.

Inventory
10857$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store� order catalog
1000$ Store� voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Ravioli
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava

People
Someone wearing a fedora is completely fine
"Social" "Justice" "Warrior" is slightly wounded
You have a broken face
Turkey is completely fine
Meme Frog is completely fine
Skeleton is completely fine
The Camel is completely fine
Brad has bleeding eardrums
Robot Cashier is completely fine
Human Cashier is completely fine
Other Human Cashier is completely fine

Objects
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade: 15$
Rope: 7$
Silenced Uzi: 40$
Arm-Mounted Grappling Hook: 18$
Safe: 4$
Dropship Repair and Modification Manual: 12$
Baked Potato: 8$
40% discount Explosive Uzi Bullets: ~~100~~ 60$ for 60
90% Discount Impact gloves: ~~1000$~~ 100$
How to spend or not spend money: 0$
Scrap Metal: 10$
Soup: 7$
Salt Grenade: 25$
Umbilical-Suction: 40$
Energy Knight Soda: 5$
Boost Soda: 5$
Pork Bun: 11$
Turtle Potato Chips: 11$
national socialist uniform 8-pack: 68$
Portable Games System: 500$
Calcium Syringe: 25$
Literally Everything: varying prices

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