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Suplex the planet into the sun

Suplex the planet into the sun
You summon bootleg hulk hogan and tell him to suplex earth into the sun.

Game Over
the planet was incinerated and the sun exploded, everyone is dead


become literally Riddler
You already are.

explain that you're poor as stuff, then proceed to snort a line of the finest cuban cocaine
You tell the short boy that you are poor, order a line of the finest cuban cocaine, and snort it.

"Okay." he says.  "Are you going to sign this document or turn in your lodsemone now?"

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Short Boy

Objects
Super Door
Super Bathroom



"1 sec you cum guzzler", then proceed to snort even more cocaine

Donate your star fish as payment.

find the nearest pool of water and if the boy is not aryan hold his head under until he drowns

You say "One second you cum guzzler" and continue snorting cocaine.
After you are done, you offer your star fish as payment.

The short boy is confused.
"Payment for what?" he asks. "If there's any payment here, it'd be the lodsemone."

"Sign this document. Dispose of your lodsemone. Please tell me if you are going to do either or both of those." he says, shortly before you grab him, bring him to the super bathroom, and try to drown him in a toilet.

It doesn't work, because he's wearing a hazmat suit with a ridiculous independent oxygen supply that can be disabled by pushing a button.

"I take it the deal is off, then?" he says.

Bootleg Hulk Hogan urinates in a toilet.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is urinating in a toilet
Short Boy

Objects
Door
Toilets
Sinks/Taps/Faucets
Condom Dispenser


never give up your illegally obtained money, explore the galaxy with bootleg hulk hogan in your new wacky tv show.


You shoot Bootleg Hulk Hogan in the leg and then you two buy and attach cameras to yourself and prepare to start a wacky reality tv show in which you explore things and murder Jews.

The Short Boy is fine with you keeping your lodsemone, but asks if you are going to sign the document.

"Please say yes or no. If you sign it, i'll give you more lodsemone." he says.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Short Boy

Objects
Jew sponsored Baseball Tournament
Car
Dropship
Jew Carpark
Jew Safehouse

read it while pissing in a transparent jug
« Last Edit: October 10, 2015, 06:37:08 PM by Refticus »

You read the document while urinating into a transparent jug.

The document reads:

This document, if signed by Adolf Riddler, confirms that the ExpandDong® nightclub was not nuked at any point yet.

The rest of the document is blank.
Plenty of space for your signature.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Short Boy

Objects
Jew sponsored Baseball Tournament
Car
Dropship
Jew Carpark
Jew Safehouse
« Last Edit: October 10, 2015, 08:13:54 PM by Blockchip »

its a trap
invisible ink, its visible under heat
dont do it

ask why the forget we have to sign this, if we feel that he's lying, give this nerd a swirly

You order a lighter and hold it up to the document.
There's secret text reading "Rape Speigelman".

You ask why you have to sign it.
"Arbitrary reasons i can't explain" the boy says.
You decline to sign it.

"Okay." the short boy says.

"Well, if you had signed it, or not nuked the club in the first place, Brad #2 would be named Benjamin. A stripper would've asked for money by saying "Let me see more benjamins!" and then he'd burst in and murder everyone. It would've been hillarious."

"Whatever, here's lodsemone." he says, as he goes somewhere else.

Bootleg Hulk Hogan is ready to start killing jews.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Short Boy

Objects
Jew sponsored Baseball Tournament
Car
Dropship
Jew Carpark
Jew Safehouse