Most of us have taken an unfortunate trip through the
forsaken zone. Some of us have been able to escape it's vile grasp. Some of us are still trapped in the zone
godrestyoursoul. Some of us have yet to experience the horrors of the zone.
We all have a common enemy. A common enemy that can only be kept at bay by the combined willpower of all the Blockland Forum users.
Share your true stories about the experiences, tragedies, and horrors that you found in the cursed
friendzone.
Here's mine:
I have this good friend of mine, let's call her Elizabeth. Ever since the day we met in my sophomore year of High School, we have been the best of friends. We've ice skated, fished together, drove to the beach on multiple weekends, and even watched research together (don't ask). As you can imagine, i've had the greatest goddamn desire to ravage Elizabeth's vagina for a year so far. I've tried flirting, being a gentleman, literally doing her homework, buying her all her food, and even more stuff I can't even mention.
But forget, she just keeps dismissing it and saying i'm her good friend.
At this point i've entered the dreaded friendzone, and i'm trying to escape. I'm really trying my best.
Then, one special day comes by. Elizabeth and I are joking around, watching the sunset. It's the damn perfect conditions for stock melodramatic/stereotypical romance stuff.
Being the opportunist I am, I go in for the kiss. And surprisingly, she accepts it, and we make out for a couple hours. I walk her home, kiss her and say goodbye, and she tells me to text her when I get to my house.
The moment I enter my room and check my phone:
"Hi, I just wanted to say, this was a really fun night and everything, but I wasn't really myself and I wasn't really thinking. I just think you're really cute and fun to hang around, but that's it. Sorry."
You can't escape. Never. There's no escape. The zone consumes all.
Your turn.
