Tales from the Friendzone

[carolcat]

ive forgeted my body pillow so many times it stands on its own now

come back when you've forgeted it enough for it to have a baby

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[MoltenKitten]

i'm in a dedicated, long-term relationship with my computer but that doesn't mean i can't find other computers lovey af

It's not your fault you were programmed that way

[hillkill]

OP, if she accepted the kiss and you guys made our for a few hours, there's definitely some interest in her mind. you can't kiss people you don't like.


OT: i've never had any sort of friends that are women, so no

[Foxscotch]

you can't kiss people you don't like.

rofl

[hillkill]

rofl

what's so funny? unless you are some sort of deviant, nobody wants to share saliva with people they don't feel that way with.

[blockguy™]

i broke up with my girlfriend on friday

it feels nice to be single

[hillkill]

i broke up with my girlfriend on friday

it feels nice to be single

"tales from the friendzone"

not "on the outside i act like i don't care anymore about her, but it's pretty obvious you still do"

[Foxscotch]

unless you are some sort of deviant

l o l

WAIT I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS

OT: i've never had any sort of friends that are women, so no

hilarious

[Darryl McKoy]

i broke up with my girlfriend on friday

it feels nice to be single

it's good to give your body a break from all those cooties every so often anyway

[blockguy™]

"tales from the friendzone"

not "on the outside i act like i don't care anymore about her, but it's pretty obvious you still do"

to be fair the only girl i talked to who didn't hook up with me played me so i don't have any tales but that one 

[hillkill]

l o l

WAIT I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIShilarious

explain a bit more so you don't look like such a bitch

[Darryl McKoy]

to be fair the only girl i talked to who didn't hook up with me played me so i don't have any tales but that one 

How do you define 'hook up' at 13?

[Foxscotch]

explain a bit more so you don't look like such a bitch

what do i need to explain?? not everyone has the same conservative views that you do, end of story

[blockguy™]

How do you define 'hook up' at 13?

dating i guess idk

[AtlasBlue]

The girl I like doesn't even know it and it's driving me into the ground.

Makes me want to kiss her and smash her face in at the same time.

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