Tales from the Friendzone

[shitlord]

my brother lost his virginity in the summer of 8th grade (going into 9th if you have autism) so i'm trying to shoot for sophomore or late freshman year

why is it always a loving race for everyone to lose their virginity
take your time and find someone who you actually like
stop rushing
getting your richard wet is not a race despite what you think might impress your friends

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[Darryl McKoy]

why is it always a loving race for everyone to lose their virginity
take your time and find someone who you actually like
stop rushing
getting your richard wet is not a race despite what you think might impress your friends

pratice makes perfect

[Akio]

bitches aint stuff yo

[blockguy™]

why is it always a loving race for everyone to lose their virginity
take your time and find someone who you actually like
stop rushing
getting your richard wet is not a race despite what you think might impress your friends

im not racing

im just choosing what is the right time for me to get laid, some people do it earlier and some people do it later, it's just their preference

bitches aint stuff yo

but hoes and tricks

[IkeTheGeneric]

why is it always a loving race for everyone to lose their virginity

is this a question that needs to be answered?

[Path]

bitches aint stuff yo

[Darryl McKoy]

hey path you scumbag stop ignoring my pressing questions

So why don't you break it off with your girlfriend now instead of having her on the side while you pursue this other girl?

[Akio]

cause u always gotta have a side chick

[hillkill]

just because i occasionally call women bitches does not mean i'm a misogynistic bastard, most of the girls in my grade do not have a problem with me and i'm actually good friends with a few

"i'm not tribal, i have a few friends that are black"

it's the same exact stuff you're trying to pull.

[MoltenKitten]

cause u always gotta have a side chick

Kek

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Prostitutes don't accept money from minors

well i think a lot of that depends on the standards of the prostitute i would think
they aren't exactly bound by legality yknow

[Path]

hey path you scumbag stop ignoring my pressing questions

I'm not pursuing another girl atm. The event I described happened a while before I actually got into a relationship. I still have feelings for her, but not to that extent. However, I can still speak truthfully and say that I want to have love with her. However, I understand what the word "morales" mean so you don't need to put up a fight. I'm not a player or a cheating richardbag.

[Johnny Blockhead]

hillkill if you're not even friends with the girl you're going to ask out, there's no point. in order for someone to like you, you have to have a meaningful relationship with that person.

[Darryl McKoy]

I'm not pursuing another girl atm. The event I described happened a while before I actually got into a relationship. I still have feelings for her, but not to that extent. However, I can still speak truthfully and say that I want to have love with her. However, I understand what the word "morales" mean so you don't need to put up a fight.

So why did the OP say that you're 'actively trying to escape the friend zone'?

well i think a lot of that depends on the standards of the prostitute i would think
they aren't exactly bound by legality yknow

depends on where you are i guess, protitution is legal and regulated in a number of Australian states ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

[Path]

So why did the OP say that you're 'actively trying to escape the friend zone'?

I meant actively during the time period, sorry.