Need $30 Before Tomorrow

[McJob]

Long story short; need to buy a Father's Day gift and pay for a bus-ride out to this meeting. I need quick cash.

Anybody got some suggestions? Selling my guitar hasn't worked so far and I'm not sure what else I have to sell.

[Ad Bot]

[joe411]

become a $30 hooker
or clone your self 30 times and be 30 $1 hookers

[Darryl McKoy]

Why tomorrow? Fathers day is sunday?

[Executive]

Ask your neighbors if you can now their lawns for money.

[Daswiruch]

i'll give you $10,000 at 10,000% interest rate

[hillkill]

get an odd mcjob

[shitlord]

yeah honestly if you really really need the money that bad you seriously could do some love stuff
30 dollars is fair pay for someone who hasn't been on the streets for months like everyone else

[gebenuwell]

how can i fling this 15 dolla gift card to mcjobland

[hillkill]

wait im confused, isn't father's day in june or is that just in america?

[Darryl McKoy]

You're near baulko yeah? Travel a bit further west and you'll find plenty of people who'll pay you for a blowie

wait im confused, isn't father's day in june or is that just in america?

We're in Australia cunt

[McJob]

Why tomorrow? Fathers day is sunday?

I need money for the bus tomorrow, but it would be far more convenient to buy the present while I'm already out.

You're near baulko yeah? Travel a bit further west and you'll find plenty of  people who'll pay you for a blowie

Rather not have some leb cunt get my richard dirty.

[shitlord]

We're in Australia cunt

rude

[Darryl McKoy]

I need money for the bus tomorrow, but it would be far more convenient to buy the present while I'm already out.
Rather not have some leb cunt get my richard dirty.

If it's some leb cunt you haven't gone far enough west yet

rude

if you actually don't get it, shame on you

[shitlord]

if you actually don't get it, shame on you

i seriously have no idea

[Ipquarx]

i seriously have no idea

people in australia casually use the word cunt to describe basically anyone
a friend
acquaintance
coworker
enemy
anyone