I know one that doesn't cost any money. Spend the day with him.
But Harm, that would actually make sense and be a loving gift? I can't do that!
Why though? Do they not know what a cunt is or are they just batstuff crazy because they live in Australia?
Because in Australia, context > literal meaning, and people are very laid back. Also why we say "we call our mates cunts and cunts mates."