Author Topic: I broke in my house, lol  (Read 2415 times)

Can you loving not
Ill be honest here
I try, I really try. but whenever I hear the words ''pie'' or ''crust'' i instantly think of dogs
even in real life
help

Ill be honest here
I try, I really try. but whenever I hear the words ''pie'' or ''crust'' i instantly think of dogs
even in real life
help
then keep it to yourself

Ill be honest here
I try, I really try. but whenever I hear the words ''pie'' or ''crust'' i instantly think of dogs
even in real life
help
Apparently you're obsessed with a joke, and that it annoys us every time mentions about it in order to be "funny", this is why nobody likes you

I have an old credit card in my wallet that exists for the sole purpose of opening locked doors. Usually mine.

did you rape your dog whilst you walked
Stop
It was fun at first but now its p annoying

are you sure it was your house
I am 99% sure it was my own house.

My friend locked me out of my house as a joke and wouldn't open the door, so I climbed to the non-barred-off second floor window of my house in broad daylight (this is in new york, so everybody walking on the street can see) and went through the window that way.


Even if I managed to damage it, I'm going to get my parents to change them. If a kick opens it, our house will be empty by tomorrow.

I don't understand. If you kick a locked door open, the deadbolt is either going to rip through the lock style or tear a hole in the frame. You can't really kick a locked door open without permanently damaging something.

Either this didn't happen or you kicked open an unlocked wedged door that you were too physically weak to open.

When I get home, I'll upload a picture of the lock mechanism. The door is fine and locks. Not like before but still locks.


did you rape your dog whilst you walked
If you didnt forget dogs, you wouldnt have people derailing your thread

wow so funny hahahahaahhahaa

Alright, I'll be the one to ask.

How did you lock yourself out of your house? If you were the only person awake and forgot your keys inside, who engaged the lock?

Alright, I'll be the one to ask.

How did you lock yourself out of your house? If you were the only person awake and forgot your keys inside, who engaged the lock?
You can lock a handle and pull the door behind you and it will lock

You can lock a handle and pull the door behind you and it will lock

Only on certain locks, pretty much every front door has a deadbolt which is not something you can accidentally lock yourself out with.

But if there's anyone out there who could find a way, it's probably Pie Crust.