Author Topic: badspot (probably) saves the blf  (Read 4209 times)

this is you

what is your name
forget you that isn't important
what is important is what we will do and how we do it
it is the year 3015
nearly everyone is loving dead and most people were killed by 10 infamous stuffposters that forum Self Deleted all at once so loving bad it destroyed the forums, and you were too late to ban them
the forums is now forgeted and it is up to you to find them and save this place
this hell hole is what remains of it

the ten stuffposters is what you are after
you will kill them and make them suffer but what you do is up to you

you can make out some sort of shack in the distance, but there is a dust and sand storm going on so it is difficult to see


what do you do

you should...

look for a wanted list to find out the stuffposters if u wanna be one pm me yor ingame avatar and what you did and stuff
investigate the shack
investigate the big hole next to the shack
find something to eat and drink



inventory

  • SPAS 12 (Shotgun) Worn Out 6/8 Shells
  • FR F2 (Sniper Rifle)Nearly Broken 4/5 Bullets
  • Broken Destructo Wand (Does nothing)
  • Painkillers
  • Dusty Ancient T-Shirt (Equipped)
  • Dusty Ancient Blue Pants (Equipped)
  • Probably Stolen Bandana (Equipped)

you are...

  • Dehydrated ( 20% less damage per attack )
  • Hungry ( You are weaker, attacks toward you deal more damage )

Squad

Not important (YOU)
Health: Eh
Sanity: OK



current status

Quote
you should...

find something to fix your leg
look for a wanted list to find out the stuffposters if u wanna be one pm me yor ingame avatar and what you did and stuff
investigate the shack
investigate the big hole next to the shack
find something to eat and drink



inventory

  • SPAS 12 (Shotgun) Worn Out 6/8 Shells
  • FR F2 (Sniper Rifle)Nearly Broken 4/5 Bullets
  • Broken Destructo Wand (Does nothing)
  • Painkillers
  • Dusty Ancient T-Shirt (Equipped)
  • Dusty Ancient Blue Pants (Equipped)
  • Probably Stolen Bandana (Equipped)
  • Deadly Fedora (Equipped)
  • Weak Slow Default Gun
  • Regular Meme T Shirt
    • Cool Sunglasses
      • Regular Pants
      you are...

      • Dehydrated ( 20% less damage per attack )
      • Sick ( You feel funny. You have a chance of losing a turn in battle. )
      • Slower ( That leg wound really forgeted you up. Travelling from place to place takes longer and melee attacks are slower. )
      Squad

      Not important (YOU)

      Health: Ehhh
      Sanity: OK

      Mysterious Dust Man

      Health: OK
      Sanity: ---

      inventory

      • Dusty Coat
      • Dusty Hood and Scarf
      • Dusty Brown Pants
      • Dusty Cape

      inventory

      • Dusty Coat
      • Dusty Hood and Scarf
      • Dusty Brown Pants
      • Dusty Cape
      • Mystical Shovel
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« Last Edit: September 06, 2015, 10:28:21 AM by gebenuwell »


forget that, i bet it's a trap, go the opposite direction

forget that, i bet it's a trap, go the opposite direction
you can't see jack stuff behind you

Go to the shack
you try to go to the shack but it's so loving hard to see you fall off the rock you are standing on
you break your ankle



what do you do

you should...

find something to fix your leg
look for a wanted list to find out the stuffposters if u wanna be one pm me yor ingame avatar and what you did and stuff
investigate the shack
investigate the big hole next to the shack
find something to eat and drink



inventory

  • SPAS 12 (Shotgun) Worn Out 6/8 Shells
  • FR F2 (Sniper Rifle)Nearly Broken 4/5 Bullets
  • Broken Destructo Wand (Does nothing)
  • Painkillers
  • Dusty Ancient T-Shirt (Equipped)
  • Dusty Ancient Blue Pants (Equipped)
  • Probably Stolen Bandana (Equipped)

you are...

  • Dehydrated ( 20% less damage per attack )
  • Hungry ( You are weaker, attacks toward you deal more damage )
  • Slower ( That leg wound really forgeted you up. Travelling from place to place takes longer and melee attacks are slower. )
Squad

Not important (YOU)
Health: Ehhh
Sanity: Uh oh

Fix Badspot's damn leg with the power of admin stuffs

Fix Badspot's damn leg with the power of admin stuffs
as you attempt to fix your leg a hacker flies over to you


"SUP richardWEED. READY TO GET forgetED?"

fight begin

What do you do????
known attacks
Quote
shoot in the face
kick in the nutter
poke in the eye

de-buffs
Quote
20% less damage per attack from Dehydration
Weakness: attacks toward you deal more damage from Hunger



ENEMY


Chad McCool

armed with
  • Fedora ( Taunts you when tipped: Makes you loving angry as stuff )
    Lethal Weapon
  • Gun ( Default gun. Doesn't really hurt you when shot at. )

Health : 10/10
Sanity : None

what do you do???????

I don't believe in headshotting a person with invulerable headwear. Kick in the nutshell like you're cracking open a mailbag

I don't believe in headshotting a person with invulerable headwear. Kick in the nutshell like you're cracking open a mailbag
He tips his fedora at you; You are enraged at this loving dweeb.

you kick him in the nutter with anger. turns out, you used your floppy leg so when you hit him, your leg hurt really bad.

One of Chad McCool's testicles burst when kicked at 40 miles per hour: He falls to the ground. Little pieces of testicle are on your shoe and pants.


inventory
  • SPAS 12 (Shotgun) Worn Out 6/8 Shells
  • FR F2 (Sniper Rifle)Nearly Broken 4/5 Bullets
  • Broken Destructo Wand (Does nothing)
  • Painkillers
  • Dusty Ancient T-Shirt (Equipped)
  • Dusty Ancient Blue Pants (Equipped)
  • Probably Stolen Bandana (Equipped)
you are...
  • Dehydrated ( 20% less damage per attack )
  • Hungry ( You are weaker, attacks toward you deal more damage )
  • Slower ( That leg wound really forgeted you up. Travelling from place to place takes longer and melee attacks are slower. )
Squad
 Not important (YOU)

Health: Not good
Sanity: Pissed

ENEMY


Chad McCool

armed with
  • Fedora ( Taunts you when tipped: Makes you loving angry as stuff )
    Lethal Weapon
  • Gun ( Default gun. Doesn't really hurt you when shot at. )

Health : 5/10
Sanity : forgeted

Chad McCool is Crying about the fact that one of his testicles burst. He is unlikely to attack during the next hit.
You are pissed as stuff. You will deal 2X damage next hit, but it is very unlikely you will hit him.

hit enemy with broken destructo wand

yell "metal gear" then kick his balls


Ban him from the forums
it has no effect (this move wasted your 2X damage multiplier)
Chad McCool takes a swing at you with his fist
but since how emotional he is right now he misses and falls down
(1- health, enemy is on the ground)


hit enemy with broken destructo wand
while he is on the ground, you whap him with the wand
a little flame burns him on his torso
after 4 seconds his shirt is on fire (3- health, 1- health after every turn)

yell "metal gear" then kick his balls
you yell metal gear which makes chad hold his ears because of how loud you yelled (0.5- health)
you kick him in the bell one last time and it splits in half (so does his wee wee)
all of his intestines fall out of where his bell used to be (insta kill)


"goddamnit. i should've just logged out..."


fight over

attacks used

  • kick in the nut x2
  • whap with the destructo wand

damage dealt
5.5 damage

from the fight you earned 5.5 xp or whatever

you need 4.5 more to level up



Enemy's inventory

  • Deadly Fedora
  • Weak Slow Default Gun
  • Regular Meme T Shirt
    • Cool Sunglasses
      • Regular Pants
      what do you take???



      inventory
      • SPAS 12 (Shotgun) Worn Out 6/8 Shells
      • FR F2 (Sniper Rifle)Nearly Broken 4/5 Bullets
      • Broken Destructo Wand (Does nothing)
      • Painkillers
      • Dusty Ancient T-Shirt (Equipped)
      • Yucky Ancient Blue Pants (Equipped)
      • Probably Stolen Bandana (Equipped)
      you are...
      • Dehydrated ( 20% less damage per attack )
      • Hungry ( You are weaker, attacks toward you deal more damage )
      • Slower ( That leg wound really forgeted you up. Travelling from place to place takes longer and melee attacks are slower. )
      Squad
      Not important (YOU)
       Health: Ehhh
      Sanity: OK-ish

Take everything, then ban him from the forums
« Last Edit: September 05, 2015, 06:12:26 PM by Duck Quackington »

Take everything, then ban him from the forums


THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS