Computer Jokes (may or may not be dirty)

[Red Spy]

Let's get this stuff rollin'


Hey girl, you turn my software to hardware
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[Ad Bot]

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

https://xkcd.com/327/ its a programming joke does it count

[Khorde]

XD wow great joke, friend!

okay here's mine

what do you call a bad program that harms your computer?

A VIRUS HAHA!

[ßløçks]

Plug that thumb drive right into me. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Becquerel]

https://xkcd.com/327/ its a programming joke does it count

That was golden
Gotta love the accidents that happen with malicious users and SQL input

[giant tootsie rolls]

my usb has a virus
let me inject it friend

[ßløçks]

https://xkcd.com/327/ its a programming joke does it count

That was golden
Gotta love the accidents that happen with malicious users and SQL input

[Red Spy]

https://xkcd.com/327/ its a programming joke does it count

Yes it does. computer jokes & programming jokes are welcome.

[gebenuwell]

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

hOLY SHT THIS loving FACE WHEREVER I GO IF I LOOK LEFT BOOM THIS loving FACE IF I LOOK RIGHT BOOM THIS loving FACE IF I LOOK UP OR DOWN OR WHAT loving EVER I SEE THIS MOTHERforgetIGN GODDAMN loving FACE STOP IT STOp

[The Resonte!]

hOLY SHT THIS loving FACE WHEREVER I GO IF I LOOK LEFT BOOM THIS loving FACE IF I LOOK RIGHT BOOM THIS loving FACE IF I LOOK UP OR DOWN OR WHAT loving EVER I SEE THIS MOTHERforgetIGN GODDAMN loving FACE STOP IT STOp

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ßløçks]

hOLY SHT THIS loving FACE WHEREVER I GO IF I LOOK LEFT BOOM THIS loving FACE IF I LOOK RIGHT BOOM THIS loving FACE IF I LOOK UP OR DOWN OR WHAT loving EVER I SEE THIS MOTHERforgetIGN GODDAMN loving FACE STOP IT STOp

we stronger than u ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

[gebenuwell]

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT loving NOW STOP PLEASE

we stronger than u ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

STOP IT GODDAMNIT STOP ALL AROUND ME ARE forgetIGN FAMILAIR FACES

[SquartleTurtle]

nvidia is awesome
because its a joke. get it?

[Cone²]

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[Red Spy]

STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT loving NOW STOP PLEASE
STOP IT GODDAMNIT STOP ALL AROUND ME ARE forgetIGN FAMILAIR FACES

It's ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ok. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) It's over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) now.