Here's all you need to know about this place:
1) Every day you must bow down to your ruler, master and creator, Eric "Badspot" Hartman, whom contrary to popular belief is not a national socialist zombie from World War II
2) Every night you must also bow down to your other ruler and master, Ben "Kompressor" Garney, for without him, our land of blocks would not have these fancy shiny shaders and dynamic shadows
3) You're here forever
4) See #3
5) Have fun and stay away from drama
