does anyone else get scared of being banned after 7 hours?

[giant tootsie rolls]

yohoho! there be a chain ban abrewin'

pretty sure chain bans don't happen anymore.

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[tnatsissA]

you have problems

[XR-7]

For 10 years now I've been living with a secret (or more accurately, a lie) and I've decided this situation cannot continue. I am forced to deny an integral part of myself to friends and family, if it was widely known, I would be unemployable, most women would turn away in disgust at the thought of romance, I would be unable to see many of my relatives and also be perpetually vulnerable to physical assault. I am a troll. I am loveually attracted to trolling forumers from the blockland forums. For what it's worth, I am attracted to memers also. I refuse to cope with the secrets and lies that this aspect of my life requires; together with a desire to do some good for those in my situation I have made a plan for ACTION - I have identified a list of people who represent the clearest danger to problem users in this forum; they are Badspot and Rotondo, individual "backseat admins", particular drama-ers, et cetera. All of the names on this list have caused terrible harm to "my people". They are the targets, I have weapons, the skill, and the salt to use them. I go forward with this work in the hope that others will follow - may our enemies soon know fear to moderate their hate, I do not hope to survive long once embarking on this path but do not pity me - making this decision has given me hope and purpose that a hidden life would never have provided. Farewell, and when you learn of my fate do not mourn me but rather celebrate what I am about to do.
please dont ban me its a joke

Excerpt taken from The Internet Troll's Daily Prayer Bible

[Rockinboy2000]

op do you have ptsd from browsing this forum

[Blockchip]

how is this relevant

Duck quoted Cheese, and then a lot of other people quoted cheese.

[Refticus]

op is a known problem user.
i'm honestly suprised his 3rd account isn't banned yet

[shitlord]

op is a known problem user.
i'm honestly suprised his 3rd account isn't banned yet

i don't think hes a problem user i just think hes too young to understand whats going on around him

but the whole 3 accounts thing sets me off to him actually knowing whats going on