i burst my pants in my sleep last night

[Clubbybot]

it felt like i was pissing uncontrollably and that i burst my pants after going to the toilet

anyway, i never knew one could go to the toilet whilst asleep

[Ad Bot]

[Malleo100]

What?

[Clubbybot]

What?

i was dreaming about something which made me piss in my dream

[Crøwn]

So you psissed the bed.

[Name is Unavailable]

As if we didn't think you were enough of a child to begin with.

[Clubbybot]

As if we didn't think you were enough of a child to begin with.

no it's because there was god damn BLOOD in the bed

[Jubel]

TMI at blf

[Skig²]

You peed blood in your bed?

[Clubbybot]

You peed blood in your bed?

there was blood in my bed yes

[RTBARCHIVE]

When you piss in dreams you piss for real!

[Blockz]

there was blood in my bed yes

then go see a doctor..?

[sir dooble]

When you piss in dreams you piss for real!

Jokes aside, try to wake up if you dream you're using the loo.

[Yosher]

what the hell is with up with off-topic today, jesus christ

[The Resonte!]

there was blood in my bed yes

a period???

well this was an interesting topic

[Akio]

what the hell is with up with off-topic today, jesus christ