improv thread

[shitlord]

improv here

ill start

(you walk into the store)
How can I help you sir?

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

In more ways than one

[TheABELBOTO]

I have a problem, I've forgeted every hooker around town and I'm bored

[shitlord]

I have a problem, I hired every hooker around town and I'm bored

sir that's not something I can help you with
I'm only a car salesman

[TheABELBOTO]

It's a big problem

[shitlord]

It's a big problem

what kind of problem
hookers are only a problem if you pick them up from the west side of town

[IkeTheGeneric]

* IkeTheGeneric walks into the store

yeah h-heh I'm just browsing don't mind me

[TheABELBOTO]

I'm like a rape whistle IN the west side:

Every white girl blew me

[Foopster]

(rudely interrupts and speaks with an NYC accent)
Hey.... got any of dem '28 cadillacs?
(the man is well dressed but gives off a feeling of malevolence.)

[Daswiruch]

* IkeTheGeneric walks into the store

yeah h-heh I'm just browsing don't mind me

sorry, we don't sell horse carrots here

[shitlord]

* IkeTheGeneric walks into the store

yeah h-heh I'm just browsing don't mind me

any particular car you're looking for?

[Frequency]

don't open the closet door

[shitlord]

(rudely interrupts and speaks with an NYC accent)
Hey.... got any of dem '28 cadillacs?
(the man is well dressed but gives off a feeling of malevolence.)

no sir we don't sell any used cars older than 30 years

[ButlerBlockhead125]

sorry, we don't sell horse carrots here

You're going to have to go next store, to the carrot hut jr. We only sell dragon carrots.

[TheABELBOTO]

tfw everyone ignored your joke