I like how bad bringing up something not relevant somehow serves as a prefect alaby to disagree with the drama
Oh my bad I just figured you might have some experience with people making up stories about being drunk.
I feel like this whole thing was just some publicity stunt to try and draw attention away from your sad attempt at concocting a story for attention. The only problem is is that Espio's story is about 500x more believable than yours. People type like stuff when they get drunk. I wouldn't blame you for not knowing though, based on some of the stuff you've said in the past it's clear you don't know the first loving thing about alcohol. It ain't about you being a hypocrite (which you are), it's about you being incorrect as well.
By the way: It's spelled 'alibi'. Not that you used it correctly anyway.