Author Topic: world's shortest horror story  (Read 3541 times)


the last man on earth hears a knock at his door


as a feminist and transgender


A blind man sees a ghost.

the last man on earth hears a knock at his door
technically you said last MAN, not last HUMAN

so it's just a girl knocking at the door.

man brings home a new nutella only to realize it was empty

technically you said last MAN, not last HUMAN

so it's just a girl knocking at the door.
thats the scary part. girls are scary


wow ur gay lol
you turn straight men gay when you walk around so shut the hell up before i make you suck my richard like the gay you are and the gay im not


technically you said last MAN, not last HUMAN

so it's just a girl knocking at the door.
fine

IMPROVED shortest horror story: "I do"

fine

IMPROVED shortest horror story: "I do"
marriage; it's a trap!

and then here jairo edit in a picture of admiral ackbar XD

I've got a few that I've heard

Funny Ones


Dude. Where's the spider?

"Unable to connect to the Internet"

Scary Ones


My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don’t have a sister. (< Jesus Christ)

She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn't.



This thread is going to be forgeted up by 5:30 tomorrow night.