world's shortest horror story

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

it's a trap!

thats not a horror story
thats a tale of success

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

Seriously though, who was phone?!!

[Camel]

Seriously though, who was phone?!!

operator, obv

[GoldenLego]

spoopy

[Daswiruch]

marriage; it's a trap!

how red are your pills

[Jairo]

marriage; it's a trap!

[Red Spy]

I have another one: Election Day!

[sir dooble]

Not E ec io Dy!!

[Red Spy]

Not Eecio Dy!!

Earth Day

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

E ec io  D y terrifies me as well.

Not E ec io Dy!!

frick you

[GoldenLego]

I have one;

faceblox

Mother of all cringe,./!.

[SetGaming]

Not E ec io Dy!!

erection dy?

nice

[Red Spy]

Welcome to the Internetz.

[Camel]

erection dy?

nice

now that is my favorite holiday

[sir dooble]

now that is my favorite holiday

You need a stiff drink to get through it though.