BLF, how do YOU cure a cold?

[Rabbot32]

I'm sick as a dog at the moment. My sinuses are seven levels past forgeted and nose is currently tarfu. I can feel my bones and they're all sore as hell.
I ate a pack of knock-off brand ramen and I felt better. My late grandfather always told me if I was sick, eat knock-off ramen.

What's your home remedies that work, BLF?


Edit: Inb4 "A pint of whisky".
Second edit: Inb4 "Shoot yourself".

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[espio100]

Rest and drink a ton of water. Also eat some soup
Make sure you have a puke bukket nearby and one in the toilet too. Just in case.

[Maxwell.]

plead to die until it's over

[Space1255]

Punch it in the face.

[Dionysusan]

hand upside down and hold breath for 10 secs

[Rabbot32]

hand upside down and hold breath for 10 secs

Which way is upside down for a hand?

[Duck Quackington]

Make weird sounds lik- *Sneeze*ADWDAWDADWDADWDADWDAWDAWA.

[Harm94]

water and sleep, cold ease

soak a rag in a hot water, wring it out and apply to the face and keep it there

[ThatRandomGuy]

You warm up, duh

[TheABELBOTO]

A noose would work fine

[Rabbot32]

RandomGuy if I wanted sarcasm I would set off the red rockets.

author=Harm94 link=topic=285551.msg8591647#msg8591647 date=1442181488]
soak a rag in a hot water, wring it out and apply to the face and keep it there

You know, how the forget does that work? Why does pressing a warm rag against my face make me feel better?

[ThatRandomGuy]

You know, how the forget does that work? Why does pressing a warm rag against my face make me feel better?

The heat and steam causes your sinuses to loosen up and unclog

[Rabbot32]

Goddamnit I come here to lose braincells not get smarter
So if I were to stick my head in the oven it would clear my nose up? Sweet. Brb.

[Grieg Kaun]

[jarelash]

Gallons of tea with honey.