Author Topic: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure  (Read 2808 times)

Welcome aboard the NSS Phoron, a top notch space oil research facility in orbit of a planet made entirely out of new age space oil. You are employed by the hypermassive corporation NanoTracing.

You are a station engineer this shift. What is your name? Are you a traitor?!
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 04:23:22 PM by Mr. Hurricane »


hm this seems oddly familiar

Guy McDude, traitor.

Setup the station engine

Then purposely weaken one of the major supports on it.

Nicepoint The Apparently cigarette, and yes a Traitor

Guy McDude, traitor.

You are Guy McDude, station engineer, dirty syndicoot communist You remember that you are a traitor, and you have the following objectives:

1. Kill the Captain, Jack Mihoff.

2. Steal the AI.

3. Escape on the shuttle or in a pod, alive and free.

You have twenty telegems to assist you in your efforts.



There are four other engineers on station, another human, one fox, one cat, and a bird person. Your CE today is Ronald Mumps.

The CE hurls rounds of racial epithets into the radio channel before loving off to the bar to drink.

Setup the station engine

Do we have a singiloth engine or a superstuff engine?

bs12 supermatter engine

go find the CE, walk him to the boxing area and Turn Gay

You set up the superstuff engine without fail. The fox person is devoured during the setup of Lord Singuloth. Nobody norms the loss of the minority, the CE drunkly stammers about the loss of a hard suit.

You call the CE to hear your challenge over the radio. There is no response.

The AI ASS.IMOV informs you that the CE is face-down in a pile of pan-galactic gargle blasters. ASSIMOV informs you that he is going to be treated for alcohol poisoning.

You return to the engineering staff room. It turns out all the other degenerates have hoarded all the supplies, such as insulated gloves, multitools, and industrial welders. All of the main hard suits have been modified by the animals to fit their characters. Hard storage, and all of its other goodies have been locked down by the national socialist AI.

Poly, the CE's obnoxious parrot, crows an order to wire the solars. The Vox bird-person, being the only acceptable and decent other species on the station, claims he'll wire them.

engineers spawn with leather gloves which act like insulated and black (firefighter's) gloves so the no insulated gloves thing isnt a problem

plus there's an industrial welder on your toolbelt

engineers spawn with leather gloves which act like insulated and black (firefighter's) gloves so the no insulated gloves thing isnt a problem

plus there's an industrial welder on your toolbelt

I play paradise


Make a bomb and plant it in the station's core.


Make a bomb and plant it in the station's core.

Atmospherics has some pretty good bomb supplies, plus, atmos techs are the lowest of the low. Nobody will believe them. You march up to the door to find out that you don't have atmos access.