Situation: Everyone on the BLF is is teleported to a large room with no exit, and no clothes.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Knives are for pussies, I'll just bodyslam every one of them til Badspot comes in and represents me as the Blockland Forums World Heavyweight Champion

[Ad Bot]

[Biostorm]

I take the easy way out and kill myself.

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

forget everything. Or use the spoon shoved up my starfish and dig my way out.

[Malleo100]

Knives are for pussies, I'll just bodyslam every one of them til Badspot comes in and represents me as the Blockland Forums World Heavyweight Champion

but you'll get stabbed

[Aidan10]

Semen... Semen everywhere..

[Ragequit]

a literal clusterforget

[Mouse droidz 21]

Commit Self Delete immediately if I have the knife
Fight if I don't have the knife 

[Frequency]

drop the knives

have orgy

[Maxwell.]

cross my die, hope to eye, stick a knife in my heart

[Nickpb 2.0]

i skin tezuni and make it into a robe

I'd love to see a 15 year old try and one up a 21 year old and his group of friends

[Maxx°]

if knife:
kill everything that comes within five feet of me
if no knife: FIGHT 4 KNIFE

[Becquerel]

give everyone the clap

[Frequency]

I'd love to see a 15 year old try and one up a 21 year old and his group of friends

what if he's got that handicap strength or something

[Alyx Vance]

I would achieve maximum erection and use it to seduce my way to the top

[The Murderous Cop]

I would achieve maximum erection and use it to seduce my way to the top

good luck pal u aint doin that stuff 2 me