let's do this again - said no one ever
Alright, here we go.
Everyone is summoned to a really large apartment. Badspot owns it, and Rotondo is his assistant (we're all his assistants??). Your goal? Live there, and try to survive (I guess?).
Based on how many posts you've made (across alts), your room will be larger.
A forumer with 0 posts doesn't even come.
A forumer with 1-249 posts gets a closet.
A forumer with 250-499 posts gets a small room.
A forumer with 500-999 posts gets a master bedroom-sized room.
A forumer with 1000-2499 posts gets a regular apartment, with bathroom and such.
A forumer with 2500-4999 posts gets to live in a manor right next to the apartment with the kool kidz klan.
A forumer with 5000+ posts gets to live in the manor, but also has special VIP access to a armory and is one of the highest ranks of forumers.
A forumer who is Night Fox is the vice president of the manor and helps Badspot control stuff and also helps control other stuff. They have the largest room and a entirely separate manor from the forumer manor.
So to sum it up: more posts, more quality
Apartment IDs are white, have your most recent forum avatar, and are like those IDs you get from the DMV.
Manor IDs are black, have gold text, you can request a new one with your current avatar, and are overall cool.
5000+ IDs are made of solid gold (hint: it's actually gold spray paint), silver text, has special auto-change avatar abilities, and shows you're a true MLG playa hata brother.
You'll have to scan your ID to enter & reenter the apartment/manor, and to enter your room.
If you get kicked out, go ahead and put 10$ into the slot outside the manor or apartment, and you'll get your ID back. You have to enter your account details to get back in, as a way to track if you're apartment or manor.
Rooms aren't all that are available. There's plenty more.
Apartment rooms:
Gaming Room - Gaaames. Comes with 32 PCs on one network, with hi-quality specs, and Steam, Origin, and GOG preloaded onto it. 4 TVs, all with PS4s, Wii Us, and Xbox Ones under it. Swappable with retro games & older consoles (which are in another location). Another area has a multicade with a bunch of old arcade games on them.
Swimming Pool/Hot Tub - Outdoors. Relax and have a nice time. Alternate olympic style pool available to practice pro swimmin' n' stuff.
Cafeteria - Foodstuffs. Serves like a highschool. One area has pizza. One area has sammiches, with the best damn spicy chicken you've ever eaten. One area has tacos. One area has sammiches but instead of regular fries there's waffle fries.
Con Room - A reservable area for megathreads or general people to have to yell things at people or do other things. Costs $2.99 a reserve, manor members get it for free.
Apply4Work - Want money? Go here. You'll work throughout various areas of the apartment or manor. You could be the lunchchick/dude, the janitor, that one guy who has to clean the semen out of the pool everyday, or the security guard. Plenty to do. Possibly literally, too.
Manor rooms:
Apply4Work
Gaming Room+ - A forgetton more consoles, and better PCs, and even rare games like the Atari 2600 and other things.
Cafeteria+ - Instead of regular cafeteria food, how about Pizza Hut & Dominos & Taco Bell & Subway & Wendy's & (insert other restaraunt here). Yeah, that's great. Much better than cafeteria food.
Con Room+ - You'd probably want to reserve here if your fellow megathread members are also manor members. Preloaded with computers, a projector, and other neat tech. S' free.
Paintball - forget yeah, paintball. Shoot people up and try to get out unsplatted. Optional Splatoon-themed weapons available.
Lazer Tag - forget yeah, Lazer Tag. Shoot people up and try to get out unlazered. Optional not Splatoon-themed armor available.
Armory Range - forget yeah, A-ok we're done with that joke. Here you can test out some of the best weapons available, such has the Guns Tetrakimbo. Blockhead bot dummies will be your targets, along a conveyer belt pathway, while you stand above. Weapon shop available to buy new gunz.
Sound familiar? VIPs get special access to weapons like the Laser Cannon & Energy Hammer. And other energy weapons.
Bar - Get drunk. Play darts. Play that gay ass golf arcade game that costs like a buck. And even though it says you can win from it you never do. forget that game.
Theater - Watch some movies, or YouTube, or whatever. BLF emotes and scrolling chat (like nico nico douga) across the screen gives you the ultimate BLF simulation. Keyboard behind every seat for chats.
Do$h Room - Swim in money. Or break your spine. I don't know how gold physics work. But I'm certain you would hurt yourself.
That's about all I can think of. Anyone else got good ideas for this hell?
