Survival 101: SHANK'D

[ThatRandomGuy]

This is you.

You're name is...wait, did you really forget your name? Wow, well before you can do anything you need a name so the ladies can come crawling to you. Well, you were playing on your TOP NOTCH™ gaming PC and heard a scream with a door being bashed down, could it be zombies or a burglar? We'll never know unless you get your ass out of that chair

INVENTORY:

• An almost empty bottle of beer
• Cold Chinese food you ordered 2 hours ago
• Virginity

STATUS:

• 100 health
• Clean
• Don't have to take a dump

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

first things first,

• Virginity

lose it

[The Murderous Cop]

rape whoever's at the door
lose virginity
steal money
jack off
climax on whoever it is
leave

[Space1255]

Punch your computer then spit on it.

[gebenuwell]

you are schleeves stronghams

[ThatRandomGuy]

first things first,lose it

rape whoever's at the door
lose virginity
steal money
jack off
climax on whoever it is
leave

you are schleeves stronghams

You finally gain enough courage to go out and forget some bitch to loose your virginity.

"Tonight I am going to get laid and loose my virgini- What the forget."

A zombie and corpse are currently in your living room, you get so scared you piss your pants. You are a 30 year old grown ass man and you just peed your pants, good job. you've also come to the conclusion that schleeves stronghams is your name, what were your parents snorting when you were born

INVENTORY:

• An almost empty bottle of beer
• Cold Chinese food you ordered 2 hours ago
• Virginity

STATUS:

• 100 health
• Pissed your pants, need to take a shower
• Don't have to take a dump

[gebenuwell]

look for some bbq potato chips and eat them

[tber123]

Bash the zombie with the door

[Shizza04]

bash the door with the zombie

[The Murderous Cop]

Bash the corpse with the zombie door

[Lego lad]

leave

[Refticus]

leave

jack off then leave

[Ragequit]

then jack off

[Space1255]

While leaving

[Afraidanna]

And jacking off