how do i become a salad?

[Kenshin]

/title, i'm so confused

i need to be a salad and it's worrying that i have to follow advanced instructions in order to do so, can anybody help make it simple?

thanks

[Ad Bot]

[Damp]

ask this on 4chan kids

[Freek]

don't

[Trogtor]

to be a salad

you must be the funniest comedian ever

[Kyuande]

1. Grow salad
2. Become the salad
3. Concur
4. ???
5. Profit

[Midevil Warrior]

become a salad

[Kenshin]

to be a salad

you must be the funniest comedian ever

but that's how to be a funny salad
i need to be a lawyer salad so i can defend my argument against a salad who ate the plaintiff

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

     

[Red Spy]

but that's how to be a funny salad
i need to be a lawyer salad so i can defend my argument against a salad who ate the plaintiff

I don't even know how to respond, oh wait, yes I do.The most overused joke in BLF history

[Kenshin]

I don't even know how to respond, oh wait, yes I do.

you have no understanding of how one wants to be a lawyer salad mkay ;(

50,000 salads eat each other and it's illegal

[Red Spy]

what

[Kenshin]

what

lawyer salads exist to save the law of the saladment

how do you not know this

[Red Spy]

Red Spy then realized that he has no idea what drug this person is on

[Frequency]

how random

[Kenshin]

Red Spy then realized that he has no idea what drug this person is on

SSD

Salad acid diathyliamide