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Author Topic: BLF Plans a Assassination [Merciful End]  (Read 7449 times)

Summon 4 more Space Marines. Have them treat your wounds with medkits and such.

Then hide in an abandoned building or a forest or some stuff

also the pilot who is still stuck on your right hand is now an artificer power weapon; it is called the Power Rectum. It can punch people into puddles

Buy time bombs and blow that stuff up at midnight

You turn on your smartphone and try to order some bombs from Traitor Joe's Online Catalog, but you're too poor to afford more than one.

Summon 4 more Space Marines. Have them treat your wounds with medkits and such.

Then hide in an abandoned building or a forest or some stuff

also the pilot who is still stuck on your right hand is now an artificer power weapon; it is called the Power Rectum. It can punch people into puddles

Four Space Marines teleport in, heal you with a medkit, and quickly teleport out. You hide in an abandoned building a good distance away from the bank and see a black van pull up. Two security guards(?) exit the Bank.

Your time bomb has been placed by the front entrance. The van(and security guards) are right next to it.

Black 1972 Van
Unknown Man armed with ????
Unknown Man armed with ????
Unknown Man armed with ????
Unknown Woman armed with ????
Unknown Man armed with ????
Unknown Woman armed with ????

Other People Near The Van
Security Guard? is having a smoke.
Security Guard? is talking on his cellphone and looking around nervously.

You consider your options. You could go in guns blazing like you always do, but these guys pack impressive equipment, judging by what the voices in your head are telling you. Stealth does seem like an option...

FINAL TARGETS #3 AND #4: The Bank Manager, Heist Leader
Level Of Security: Bank Security, Bodyguards, Bank Robbers
Backup Security: Elite Security Guards, SWAT Teams and the FBI
Security Equipment: Machineguns, Sniper Rifles, Assault Rifles, Grenade Launchers, Energy Weapons, Explosives, Miniguns, etc
Current Time of Day: Midnight
Weather Conditions: Pitch black darkness, thunderstorm

WEAPONS
Your Bare Hands (STUCK IN THE CORPSE OF THE PLANE PILOT)
"Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 2/8 Rounds left
Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.)
"Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.)
.357 "Dirty" Revolver 2/6 Rounds Left
"Lucky Punk" .44 Magnum 6/6 Rounds Left
Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 0/30 Rounds Left
Broken Jetpack Wings
Power Rectum (Punch people into puddles)
Enforcer 7.62 Rifle 24/30 Rounds Left CANNOT BE CONCEALED
Time Bomb Detonator
ITEMS
Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation)
Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.)
Flip-Phone
Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?)
Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction)
Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)
POWER ARMOR (50% Power Left) CANNOT BE CONCEALED
RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with)
Tranq Dart: 4
.45 Ammo: 8
.357 Ammo: 3
.44 Ammo: 2
9mm Ammo: 10
7.62 Ammo: 12

Kills: 15
Pacifist Actions: 0

Detection Status: Undetected but suspicious. You're running around with an unconcealable rifle and a goddamn suit of metal.
Overall Health: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

No fancy Paint.net and Gmod drawings because I'm visiting my moms house and its getting kinda late

Maybe tomorrow morning
« Last Edit: September 26, 2015, 12:54:12 AM by tber123 »

Explode everything while screaming "DILDDO richard SEMEN RAIN ON FIRE ALLAHU AKHBAR"
Then shoot up everything.

Explode everything while screaming "DILDDO richard SEMEN RAIN ON FIRE ALLAHU AKHBAR"
Then shoot up everything.



You push the detonator and blow the front entrance of the bank sky high, killing eight people!

TARGET #4 Killed: Heist Leader

You then start screaming random stuff as you leap off the building you were just in and land in front of the bank, where a bunch of security guards with pistols try to plink you to death! Being a power armored badass now, you simply fist them to death.



"Ah. Our guest has arrived." The Bank Manager says as he has one last smoke in his chair. "The day has finally arrived."

The security guards call for reinforcements! A helicopter shows up and fires a missile into the ground, sending you crashing into the second floor of the bank through a window!



As you struggle to pick yourself up, you get a good look at your final target. He looks almost exactly like you, but instead of wearing blue he's wearing red.

The Bank Manager walks closer to you.

"You know, you were always a special one." The Bank Manager says. "Those voices in your head that guide and assist you? I know all about them. Had the circumstances been more favorable, we could have been working together." You lower your guard for a brief moment, which is more than enough for the Bank Manager to spring into action.

Bank Manager quickdraws a Recoilless Rifle and fires it at Protagonist, but misses!

"Well.... forget." The Bank Manager drops his rifle and kneels. "I know when to fold em. Those voices in your head have turned you into a mighty fine killing machine. No use fighting that, you know?"

Bank Manager(Surrendering and accepting his death)
Overall Health: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

FINAL TARGET: The Bank Manager
Level Of Security: Bank Security, Bodyguards
Backup Security: Elite Security Guards, SWAT Teams and the FBI
Security Equipment: Machineguns, Sniper Rifles, Assault Rifles, Grenade Launchers, Energy Weapons, Explosives, Miniguns, etc
Current Time of Day: Midnight
Weather Conditions: Pitch black darkness, thunderstorm

WEAPONS
Your Bare Hands (STUCK IN THE CORPSE OF THE PLANE PILOT)
"Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 2/8 Rounds left
Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.)
"Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.)
.357 "Dirty" Revolver 2/6 Rounds Left
"Lucky Punk" .44 Magnum 6/6 Rounds Left
Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 0/30 Rounds Left
Broken Jetpack Wings
Power Rectum (Punch people into puddles)
Enforcer 7.62 Rifle 24/30 Rounds Left CANNOT BE CONCEALED
Time Bomb Detonator
ITEMS
Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation)
Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.)
Flip-Phone
Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?)
Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction)
Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)
POWER ARMOR (40% Power Left) CANNOT BE CONCEALED
RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with)
Tranq Dart: 4
.45 Ammo: 8
.357 Ammo: 3
.44 Ammo: 2
9mm Ammo: 10
7.62 Ammo: 12

Kills: 23
Pacifist Actions: 0

Detection Status: ELITE SECURITY RESPONDING/SWAT TEAMS AND FBI ALARMED
Overall Health: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
« Last Edit: September 26, 2015, 09:28:32 PM by tber123 »

Turn and walk away. You are the alpha.

Turn and walk away. You are the alpha.

You decide to spare the Bank Manager and walk away from the bank. Helicopters and Elite Security begin converging on you, but seeing as how you're a person of mass destruction anyways they're easily slaughtered.

The voices in your head begin urging you to finish off the Bank Manager, but you decide that you won't be their pawns any more and walk off into the night.

MERCIFUL ENDING
This was intended to be fairly short from the beginning.


People Murdered: 23+ people
People spared/knocked out/etc: 1
« Last Edit: September 26, 2015, 09:53:28 PM by tber123 »

new playthrough perk unlocked: Space Marines Primarch

+4 Space Marine reinforcements allowed per target
+Artificer Power Armor
+Dual Lightning Claws
-Maneuverability
-Stealth

This man on the plane is obviously Red The Communist, feared ARCH-NEMESIS of Capitalism!"