why don't australians just leave their island

[SpongeCraft1212]

But seriously, IIRC the actual laws here only apply in public venues and the drinking age is 18.

well stuff I should move to Australia then

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

All aussies are broken and beyond repair that's why we store them all on an island that no one cares about. They can build their little cities and appoint special leaders and pretend to be normal but they have to stay there. Basically if we send all the orphans, starving people, abandoned animals, poor people (includes ghettos, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Cubans), and criminals over there we could build ultimate first world societies with high productivity. Then we could surround Australia with a big fence, surround that with ships mounted with AA guns and radars, and make a special Australian Internet for them to use while we (we being the normal people) use the normal Internet. Then J can go live over by Australia and kill anyone who tries to escape.

You guys should totally make me president of World Economics.

[The Magical Dunes]

Piss = Beer, since it tastes like utter piss anyway.

wtf piss beer is america's thing... give it back please...

[Maxwell.]

All aussies are broken and beyond repair that's why we store them all on an island that no one cares about. They can build their little cities and appoint special leaders and pretend to be normal but they have to stay there. Basically if we send all the orphans, starving people, abandoned animals, poor people (includes ghettos, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Cubans), and criminals over there we could build ultimate first world societies with high productivity. Then we could surround Australia with a big fence, surround that with ships mounted with AA guns and radars, and make a special Australian Internet for them to use while we (we being the normal people) use the normal Internet. Then J can go live over by Australia and kill anyone who tries to escape.

You guys should totally make me president of World Economics.

yeah, I like this plan

but you forgot to factor in the fact that you're gay

[XR-7]

yeah, I like this plan

but you forgot to factor in the fact that you're gay

Sorry I only speak truth, so you're right. I did forget about all gays (and every other LBTQ member) having to be sent there too. You'd best get packing.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

the reason everything is so expensive in australia is because they have to smuggle the goods past the combined naval blockades of every civilized country in the world.

[Niff]

petition to turn Australia into Alcatraz 2

[Clone v.117]

Someone has to keep the minorities out.

[Maxwell.]

Someone has to keep the minorities out.

but what about keeping them out of other countries

[Legoboss]

The emus

[Maxwell.]

! breaking news !

[Ragequit]

japan sucks

[SteveJenkins]

! breaking news !

[McJob]

The emus

Don't joke about the Emus. We've had serious problems with them.

[SteveJenkins]

Don't joke about the Emus. We've had serious problems with them.

shh we don't talk about the Emu War