Poll

Jokes: the lobster blush. why

the communism.
9 (6.6%)
the shelfish.
7 (5.1%)
the see wead.
7 (5.1%)
he was gay.
8 (5.9%)
105 (77.2%)

Total Members Voted: 136

Author Topic: why don't australians just leave their island  (Read 7396 times)

im always annoyed when an australian replies to any message of mine without my express permission

about those kangaroo yiffers

excuse me my kangaroo wife does not approve of this

its jail they cant just leave thats illegal

It's because they don't exist.

excuse me my kangaroo wife does not approve of this
wow now that's just gross.

wow now that's just gross.

ill get my forgetin buddies on u mate they'll wreck your stuff if u talk bad about my wife


new zealand is far superior to australia
Oh forget off. They're a bunch of sheep-shagging, fish-loving, kiwi-squeezing limp-richards with 0% defence force.

We should send all the poor overpopulated starving people of Africa to Australia, move Africa next to North America (or build a bridge from Miami to Morocco), and use it for more colonizing space. Like really look at all those silly reservations and open space for wildlife that we could build on.

And then all the starving Africans can have as many babies as they want and can eat sand, snakes, and kangaroos and they'll never go hungry again.

We should send all the poor overpopulated starving people of Africa to Australia, move Africa next to North America (or build a bridge from Miami to Morocco), and use it for more colonizing space. Like really look at all those silly reservations and open space for wildlife that we could build on.

And then all the starving Africans can have as many babies as they want and can eat sand, snakes, and kangaroos and they'll never go hungry again.
this is a good idea, but you failed to factor in J.

ill get my forgetin buddies on u mate they'll wreck your stuff if u talk bad about my wife


this is a male
you're a fake and/or gay aussie

the land mass of Australia has a special kind of radiation that gives everyone there super powers so why would they wanna leave

Oh forget off. They're a bunch of sheep-shagging, fish-loving, kiwi-squeezing limp-richards with 0% defence force.
listen here chump, i'd like to see you and your buddies face off against a horde of angry maori and their mountain ranges!

listen here chump, i'd like to see you and your buddies face off against a horde of angry maori and their mountain ranges!

I prefer angry samoans

this is a male
you're a fake and/or gay aussie

that's my mate Jack he'll forget you up I'm not gonna post pics of my wife for u creeps


that's my mate Jack he'll forget you up I'm not gonna post pics of my wife for u creeps
He's mine now. dose muscles brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrr