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So, this includes times you had to hold your stuff back, times you had no toilet paper ect.

I wrote this thread because I had a nightmare of a bathroom emergency and made my day a little weird.
So school is over, I get out at 3:30 and its 3:25, and I have a slight urge to stuff. I shrug it off because I can usually hold it for a little bit, so I did.
I don't know if this applies to everyone, but our busses have the worst shocks known to man. You can feel every little pebble in the road and its absolutely terrible. Of course, all that shaking increases my urge to us the restroom.
Also I would like to add that my bus ride is 2 hours long.
So about 10 minutes after my bus leaves school, I really have to stuff. I can hold it for a bit, and I usually get that feeling like the stuff is crawling back up me or whatever it is, and I could just hold it like that for about 20 mins in.
Now, I REALLY HAVE TO stuff/PISS. I actually went up the isle to ask the bus driver if we could pull over somewhere. She said she couldn't.
I'm desperate here. I stuff you not (aha I'm funny), it felt like liquid stuff is actually seeping out of my starfish. I got off at a stop that was probably 20+ miles away from my house. This kid that I barely knew got off there so I asked him if his parents could drive me to my house and I'd give them some money. They said yes. I asked them to pull over at a Walgreens, they proceeded. The stuff is intense. I rush into the Walgreens and embarrass myself asking where the bathroom was because of how I said it. I rushed to the toilet, dropped my pants and RECTAL EXPLOSION. I finish and get back in the car and I get driven home and I gave them 20 bucks.

I know how stuffty this thread is going to turn out but I'm bored, and I just wanted to share my story.
Share yours!
inb4stuffjokes

i jerked off to a fat girl once while in the bathroom

I ran out of toilet paper once in school. I pulled up my pants with my dirty ass. When I went ahead and flushed, the toilet backed up and I left as fast and as subtle as possible.

stuff
realise no toilet paper
stuff.


a spinoff of the poop megathread

i went to the bathroom at school and all the sudden two huge mexican guys start yelling "brother" and started pushing each other and i was really scared because i didn't want them to kick the stuff outta me.
another time i heard someone singing the star spangled banner in the stalls too so that was weird.

life lesson never use school bathrooms because everything can go wrong

I heard that some kids ripped the sink off the wall in the guys bathroom last year

if i have to piss in school, i will literally hold it in until i get home, through my hour long bus ride. the bathrooms in my school are never cleaned, idk what the legality of that even really is

The stall walls in my school's bathrooms has the word "forget" drawn all over it with pencils.

I secretly use the teacher's bathrooms now, because I'm sure as hell not going back in the student's bathrooms.

i jerked off to a fat girl once while in the bathroom
What's so bad about that?



she was literally immobile
you were peerin through that crack in the stall weren't you

i got a great bathroom story

one time i was in the walmart bathroom at the urinal and this old man next to me started like talking to me about something, but he had the dialect of two boomhauer talking at once and i could not stop laughing omg