Author Topic: The worst jokes ever (Read 1190 times)

TableSalt · September 21, 2015, 10:55:02 PM

hey I just thought of an absolutely awful joke and decided to make a whole thread for bad jokes so I can share it

What did the sodium bromate say when the hydrochloric acid offered him drugs?

Na BrO.

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Lego lad · September 21, 2015, 10:56:01 PM

i wish i was dna helicase so i could unzip your jeans

DestroyerOfBlocks · September 21, 2015, 10:57:49 PM

my life

TableSalt · September 21, 2015, 10:58:40 PM

Quote from: DestroyerOfBlocks on September 21, 2015, 10:57:49 PM

my life

TheABELBOTO · September 21, 2015, 10:59:49 PM

What's the difference between babies and watermelons?

Ones fun to eat and another to shoot.

DestroyerOfBlocks · September 21, 2015, 11:00:09 PM

Quote from: TableSalt on September 21, 2015, 10:58:40 PM

this works far better than mine

Ragequit · September 21, 2015, 11:01:03 PM

two guys walk into a minefield
and they don't come back

because they blew up

and died

GMO Ferret · September 21, 2015, 11:01:53 PM

What does the blind kid get for his birthday

Cancer

WaterOre · September 21, 2015, 11:02:48 PM

two guys walk into a bar

they say ow

what's blue and smells like red paint

blue paint

Trogtor · September 21, 2015, 11:04:09 PM

TableSalt · September 21, 2015, 11:06:06 PM

Quote from: Trogtor on September 21, 2015, 11:04:09 PM

Op

Trogtor · September 21, 2015, 11:06:51 PM

Quote from: TableSalt on September 21, 2015, 11:06:06 PM

Quote from: DestroyerOfBlocks on September 21, 2015, 11:00:09 PM

this works far better than mine

Snoop Da Dogg · September 21, 2015, 11:10:07 PM

you're as useless as a white crayon

Midevil Warrior · September 21, 2015, 11:16:27 PM

my love life

querty67 · September 21, 2015, 11:21:38 PM

I would make a gay joke butt forget it