~~HOW TO DEAL WITH DOUCHEBAGS~~
welcome to how to deal with douchebags.
this thread will try to make your life easier by dusting the pricks off your back that are
douchebags
MISTER NOSEYDOUCHYNESS LEVEL (scale from 1 to 10): 6
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF (scale from 1 to 10 also): 3
first, let's start off with mister/miss nosey, otherwise known as, the one who sticks there nose where it doesnt belong.
HOW TO GET RID OF:this one is fairly easy to get rid of, but there are only two options.
OPTION 1: harass them about their business. fight fire with fire.
OPTION 2: call them out on it
do this for about 1-3 days, and it should stop.
THE PYRO (aka the flamer)DOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 10
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 8
mister pyro here is a touch nut to crack. there are only 3 known options.
HOW TO GET RID OF:OPTION 1: harass them back (this may lead into physical/bodily harm toward you)
OPTION 2: ignore them.
OPTION 3: grow a
and stand up for yourself
next, let's move on to the annoying douchebag
THE LOCAL NEWS REPORTERDOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 3
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 10
the
local news reporter is an annoying douchebag that tends to fill you with useless facts.
HOW TO GET RID OF:OPTION 1: fill THEM with useless facts, but this tends to backfire. not recommended.
OPTION 2: ignore them, though it may backfire, they could annoy you more.
OPTION 3: tell them off, example: "did you know that your body is made of 70% of water?" "did you know that i doN'T GIVE A stuff NOW forget OFF". this may backfire, they could be a snitch
now onto the "taboo"
TABOODOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 10
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 10
the megadouche, aka "taboo" starts arguments for no reason, acts like a cunt, and says he isn't a cunt.
very easy to get rid of, though similar to the pyro. just take more extreme measures.
OPTION 1: harass them back (this may lead into physical/bodily harm toward you)
OPTION 2: ignore them.
OPTION 3: grow a and stand up for yourself
now to the big one.
卐 THE GRAMMAR national socialist 卐DOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 7-10, depends.
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 10
ah, the grammar national socialist. a prick in everyone's eye. this guy is REALLY easy to get rid of.
HOW TO GET RID OF:OPTION 1: ignore him, this guy normally shuts himself up after you bring it up.
THE ATTENTION WHOREDOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 7
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 1
the attention whore is a special kind of disabled being. it throws pity parties to make itself look sad, when really it's living in paradise.
filthy frank does a better job of explaining who this is
here.HOW TO GET RID OF:this bitch is really hard to pluck off, i'll try my best to explain
OPTION 1: ignore her
OPTION 2: call her out on it
OPTION 3: annoy her to death
OPTION 4: flame her
sometimes these work, sometimes they don't. we can't live in a perfect world anyway.
DID I MISS A DOUCHEBAG OR AN OPTION?tell me below, and ill add it to the op
thanks for reading, and good luck getting rid of the douchebags
