So I almost got in a fight today.

[JCMsergox]

First, theres this kid named Jake. He is the most annoying little stuffstain you will find on this earth. I want to kick him in the head. and He's blonde, with glasses, about 4'7, and obsessed with Pokemon, John Cena, and Deez Nutz vines.

Now, theres this kid named Cody. The overgrown fatass has a beard already (Im in 8th grade) and weighs about 200 pounds.

Jake starts talking stuff about everything.

Including my GF.

Cody the fatass approaches on me, and things get heated REAL forgetin' quick, and he starts throwing punches.

I back down, because Cody outmatches me in every way, and I tell Jake to walk his sorry ass to the nearby park after school, and bring as many of his friends as he can.

I get a forgetload of people too, about 25 if I counted correctly, and we were ready to Wall-of-Death his ass.

Buuut, as expected with a group of about 13 against 25, he pussied out.

So theres today's story.

*Locked because I just wanted to share an experience and I get bullstuff about Cody sleeping with my girl and how Im a pusillanimous individual....*

---JCMsergox, 9/24/15

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[Darryl McKoy]

you backed down against cody?

you have to hand over your gf to him now, you understand that right?

[SinnerOG]

pics or it didnt happen

[Malleo100]

why didn't you suplex him into a table

[JCMsergox]

you backed down against cody?

you have to hand over your gf to him now, you understand that right?

The kid outmatches me in every way possible, What the assforget do you expect? Last thing I want is to have my ass beat.

[JCMsergox]

why didn't you suplex him into a table

I weigh 107. He weighs, no exxaggeration, about 150. He is MASSIVE! and thats all muscle too.

[Kobewarrior]

could say you were part of the food chain huh

[Darryl McKoy]

The kid outmatches me in every way possible, What the assforget do you expect? Last thing I want is to have my ass beat.

you've gotta go down like a man

[JCMsergox]

pics or it didnt happen

This isn't drama, dude. No one is gonna be uploading this stuff to Worldstar or something. No one had a phone or camera or some stuff. if the kid had gone to the park and not pussied out, there would be videos all over the internet by now.

[grunterdb1951]

The kid outmatches me in every way possible, What the assforget do you expect? Last thing I want is to have my ass beat.

well now he's going to be beating your gf's ass with his richard

[JCMsergox]

well now he's going to be beating your gf's ass with his richard

Nopes.

[Steve5451²]

you've gotta go down like a man

^^

[Maxwell.]

cody won square and fair, you have no choice here

[JCMsergox]

you've gotta go down like a man

I personally think theres a line between getting my ass beat and "going down like a man".

[SinnerOG]

This isn't drama, dude. No one is gonna be uploading this stuff to Worldstar or something. No one had a phone or camera or some stuff. if the kid had gone to the park and not pussied out, there would be videos all over the internet by now.

sorry op.

/nosupport

cody punked yo azz.