Black - I am confirming that I am going to be a father.
Yellow - What, really?
Orange - A father to kittens?
Red - Sorry, but...
Red - What?
Red - You haven't even had love before!
Blue - You purchased a bunny rabbit, didn't you.
Blue - And yes Red, he has had love before. He lost it to a woman I consider to be a cow (although not literally a cow, of course). I consider her a cow because she used to treat him disgustingly.
Red - Eat a botch.
Red - I meant 'What a botch'.
Red - I actually meant 'What a bitch'.
Blue - I know what you mean about her. By the way, I'm Black's older brother, in case you were wondering who I was. But I imagine you had already guessed as much.
Red - To be honest, I didn't know.
Red - But I am positively inebriated.
Red - It's good that you look after him however.
Blue - Yeah, that's what big brothers are for. Out of curiosity, how much have you drunk? Or can you not remember? That's what I'm like when I drink.
Red - I don't have a bloody clue how much I've drunk!
Blue - Hey*
Black - Guys, I don't really feel like maintaining this illusion anymore. This was a joke in order to raise support for breast cancer awareness. You should do it too, as everyone who has commented or liked is recommended to post the same thing, or similar joke to their status.
Black - Red and Blue, I really don't appreciate you posting personal information about me in the comments to my status for everyone to see. It is of no one's business if I am a virgin or not.
