Author Topic: BLOCKLAND GOES ON OMEGLE V.360  (Read 4971 times)


Whoever this was better fess up so I can fight them.

havin' trouble finding people :^(

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Whoever this was better fess up so I can fight them.
How'd you do that? I was looking for the button that does this.





I thought this chat was a keeper.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like blockland.
You: dongs
Stranger: There's absolutely no way we can both like Blockland
You: what
Stranger: A game so full of stuff Badspot is systematically trying to ban the entire community.
Stranger: #theconspiracyisreal
You: uh
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286156 ???
Stranger: I have absolutely never seen this topic before.
Stranger: I'm actually completely here to warn everybody about the dangers of stuffty games.
You: the game itself isn't bad
You: it's just the community
Stranger: I think you'll find something different if you try and play the game.
You: i've played the game for six years
You: it's fun
Stranger: My god lord, you need help son.
You: well, not as often anymore
You: i didn't have any other multiplayer games
Stranger: Good
Stranger: The first step to solving a problem is admitting the problem exists.
Stranger: We can work from there.
You: what
Stranger: The next step is the hardest.
Stranger: We need to remove the infection.
You: what
Stranger: It's alright, pal. Stay calm and breath in and out for me.
Stranger: We can fix everything.
You: why do you keep calling me "pal" and "son"
Stranger: Because we're now brothers in this.
Stranger: This cruel world of horrible gaming.
You: i don't think it's possible for me to be anyone's brother
You: i am an only child
Stranger: The only child left playing Blockland, that is.
You: and girls can't be brothers
Stranger: Come now.
Stranger: We need to make haste.
You: are you ok
Stranger: Don't worry, mate. I'm more than okay.
Stranger: I'm having a celebratory Vodka for finding another lost soul.
Stranger: Stuck in the void.
Stranger: Searching for help.
Stranger: Clearly that's why you browsed Omegle.
Stranger: You were looking for somebody who shared your pain.
Stranger: You've found me.
Stranger: And I will help you, comrade.
You: uh
You: no
Stranger: Together, we will get through this.
You: i'm here because i saw the thread and i thought something funny would happen
Stranger: It's okay, you don't have to lie to me.
You: i am not a liar
Stranger: I am in the same boat as you.
Stranger: We're going to fix this.
Stranger: The first thing is we need to remove the infection, much like I amputated my left leg once.
Stranger: We cut it off at the source, and then it can never hurt us again.
Stranger: Sure, the system feels pain.
Stranger: But over time the pain heals.
Stranger: Vodka also helps.
Stranger: Tell me, how many shekels did you buy your HDD for?
Stranger: This is an important fact.
You: i don't know what HDD stands for
You: oh wait
You: hard drive ok
Stranger: It means your Random Access Memory.
Stranger: Hrandom Daccess Dmemory.
You: i don't remember
Stranger: NO SON
You: i have a few external hard drives but the only one i use is the one that came with my computer
Stranger: Alright, it is all going to be fine.
Stranger: We can find out.
Stranger: I want you to open up your TCIPings and type in "color 0A"
Stranger: This will give us root access to the Microsoft/NSA server where we can figure these facts out.
Stranger: Only with the information required can we run forward and catch the ball.
You: i don't know what's TCIPings
Stranger: Ahh, I see that you don't speak in Mandarin.
Stranger: I believe they call it the Commander Pro MPT.
Stranger: It is a box of words.
Stranger: It acts like magic and tastes like honey.
Stranger: Many times have I allowed myself access to others information with this box.
Stranger: The command "PRINT" is itself a gateway to a world far beyond anything we've seen before.
Stranger: And I am giving you the power now.
Stranger: Alas?! Has the friend died?
Stranger: I had feared this infection would become lethal.
Stranger: Woe is me.
Stranger: Woe is my life.
Stranger: I try to help.
Stranger: I try to find people to give my advice to.
Stranger: But they ignore me.
Stranger: A young, beautiful lady of 32 years young, seeking nothing but love and admiration and lots of money.
Stranger: And you have hurt me, stranger.
Stranger: I tried to make this work.
Stranger: But I guess now you have committed yourself to the gravest of penalties.
Stranger: Death by infection.
Stranger: It still kills me on the inside.
Stranger: But I have forgiven you now.
Stranger: All I ask is that you listen to my final words.
Stranger: My parting gift.
Stranger: Something of beauty.
You: whoops
You: sorry for not responding, i had to eat a snack
Stranger: It's okay, dear Miguel.
Stranger: I have come to you with my final advise.
Stranger: Listen in now.
Stranger: GET forgetED YA CUNT ~ Love, the Australian
You: haha
Stranger has disconnected.
well, that happened



well, that happened
http://logs.omegle.com/fd0483c

But seriously, how many Shekels did you use to buy your Hrandom Daccess Dmemory?

But seriously, how many Shekels did you use to buy your Hrandom Daccess Dmemory?
i dunno man it just came with my computer


The first session I entered was someone jacking off on video
Thank loving god all I could see was waist up to the nose.
It was jiggling
I am scarred.



Someone please loving kill me.