Author Topic: holy forget my nose burns  (Read 1185 times)

having a stuffy nose loving sucks.
I have a pile of tissues next to me and 70% of the time i blow nothing comes out
also loving nostrils burn like salt in a wound

pls gas me

Don't snort cocaine right now


put some Vaseline on the burny parts


Get maximum fans and stay near a open window

ofc you don't jump out of the loving window

take a shower, get humid. also simmer apple cider vinegar and gently inhale the fumes, it'll reduce stuffiness.

also snort cocaine. it numbs up your nose and you're totally cleared out afterwards

or nasal spray. im stuffty when it comes to sinuses too but nasal spray oh man. that usually works for me
« Last Edit: September 29, 2015, 05:44:18 PM by mod-man »

Snort all the cocaine

Oh hi mod-man

Don't keep blowing your nose. You won't do anything. It's not blocked, your sinuses are just restricted.
And avoid rubbing your nose too much with tissues, even soft ones. You'll rub it raw and then you'll have a sore nose.


ohai masterlegodude!! howr u?
Fine, just fine, and dandy too, just uhh... just postin' some stuffs, havin a random duder on the internet take my idea roughly 4 minutes before i can post it, y'know, the usual, and you?

put ice on it

cause that totally helps

Go under cold water and deeply inhale

I have a pile of tissues next to me and 70% of the time i blow nothing comes out
also loving nostrils burn like salt in a wound
You're forcing air through a bunch of inflamed tissues and making them flap around like crazy, even though there's nothing physically blocking your airways. Essentially, you're making it worse.

What you should do is this: Go outside and run around your block until you're extremely exhausted. What will happen is that your body will release epinephrine and, ideally, your airways should unblock temporarily. While they're unblocked, use some kind of saline nasal spray to try and stop the inflammation.