Author Topic: What to do when people look over your shoulder?  (Read 1363 times)

First, you must stand up tall and pissed looking
Then, you must look at them deep in the eyes.

Take a deep af breath

And then forget HER RIGHT IN THE pusillanimous individual

Im so sorry. Just shift your body to where they can't see it, or ask them kindly to please get the hell away

First, you must stand up tall and pissed looking
Then, you must look at them deep in the eyes.

Take a deep af breath

And then forget HER RIGHT IN THE pusillanimous individual
what a hilarious meme

what a hilarious meme
The dankest of dank memes

I need a keyboard for this damn thing.


Actually this reminds me of something that happened last week. I was in the Math Lab in the technology center building at my community college so that I could work on my homework. All of my homework is online and requires a CDF player, which is like 700MB to download and doesn't even work on the laptops at my house. Anyway, I was just sitting quietly working and there was this one guy sitting maybe two feet to my right on another computer doing his own homework.

Then out of nowhere, this obnoxious freak of nature walks in the door of the math lab and he apparently knew the guy sitting next to me. He was like, "HEY MAN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES MAN ITS BEEN FOREVER REMEMBER THIS PERSON WELL SHE SAID THIS AND THIS AND I LIKE BASEBALL AND FOOTBALL AND HEY NEED SOME HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK MAN DO THIS AND THIS AND THIS!" He was kneeling in between our chairs being incredibly disruptive. I could feel the exhales on my shoulder from his nose. I wanted to just swivel my chair and tell him the shut that moronic deformity on his face and/or hit him. However, I'm usually antisocial towards people that I don't like, so I just shut off my computer and left and didn't get my homework done. There was no way that I could do it with him there and no one else seemed to mind enough to tell him to shut up.

If you're English you just aggressively huff and puff or clear your throat.
If that doesn't work you do nothing at all.

DAAAAAAAAD

THESE AREN'T JUST "LITTLE GIRL CARTOONS"!

THEY'RE CALLED "ANIME" AND THEY'RE ART!

stop what you are doing and just stare at them

turn around grab their head and look them deeply in the eyes

and verrryyyyyy gently




















break their neck

turn to them and lightly push their head away with your index finger
for added effect, use your middle finger if you're just not in the mood

try desperately to hide the research you're watching

whenever people get uncomfortably close to me, i like to stick my tongue out as if i'm going to lick them. same for if they shove things in my face. tbh i have no shame around my classmates


whenever people get uncomfortably close to me, i like to stick my tongue out as if i'm going to lick them. same for if they shove things in my face. tbh i have no shame around my classmates
so if they shoved a richard in your face...

The dankest of dank memes

I need a keyboard for this damn thing.
But it's not funny
OT: Get all buttmad and tell them to go the hell away :^)
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